THE IMPOSSIBLY YOUNG BETTE DAVIS KWIZ

February 15, 2018

The impossibly young Bette is wondering: a. what it would be like to smoke a cigarette. b. if her passion for stamp collecting will lead to anything. c. how it would be if only she could get to Oz. d. if there is intelligent life on Earth.

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WORK IN PROGRESS – BOOK CARPETS

February 14, 2018
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MARCEL MARCEAU

February 11, 2018

Loon: Welcome to today’s 3 Question Interview With a Celebrity Ghost. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us a French mime, one Marcel Marceau. Welcome, mein gnadiges frau Marceau. May I call you Marcel? Marceau’s ghost: ….. Loon: Are you deaf? Marceau’s ghost: ….. Loon: Ah, you no speaka da English. Am […]

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THE MARION DAVIES ON THE PHONE KWIZ ANSWER

February 9, 2018

Tipsy Lady won by 8 lengths. Marion won 10 grand.

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THE MARION DAVIES ON THE PHONE KWIZ

February 8, 2018

Marion is about to tell: a. William Randolph Hearst not to forget to pick up eggs and milk. b. her dress designer that she needs more buttons. c. a lie. d. her bookie to put a grand on Tipsy Lady in the 4th.

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SAFETY

February 6, 2018

You feel safe. The bunker bristles with armaments. You occupy the protection room of the underground vault. Enough supplies to last 8 years stack up high enough to blanket the walls. The trapdoor entrance to the escape tunnel is marked with an X visible only when you wear the special glasses. The danger siren sounds. […]

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TOM

February 4, 2018

Tom gathered his belongings and bounded into the night. Tossing garments left and right, he skipped directly into the river. His laugh of triumph snuffed, he gained the satisfaction of peacefully drowning. His body rotated like a torpedo in the swift current. Back in his room, the crumpled scrap of paper revealed its sad message. […]

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AN ATTRACTIVE INVITATION TO A VIOLENT SNEEZING FIT

February 3, 2018
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THE EDGAR ALLAN POE KWIZ ANSWER

February 2, 2018

At this point, Edgar had not slept in eight weeks.

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THE EDGAR ALLAN POE KWIZ

February 1, 2018

This photograph was taken the day after Edgar: a. had all of his teeth extracted. b. ran the Baltimore Marathon and finished last. c. drank an oak barrel of whiskey from full to empty. d. broke his own record for successive sleepless weeks.

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