IN A TRIFFID NURSERY

January 31, 2018

trifffid spawn and their attendant succulent nurses

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THE LAST OF HENDERSON

January 29, 2018

When Henderson emerged exhausted after hiking off trail through this six mile wide thicket of growth, he discovered five things. One, he had a hole in his pocket. Two, his keys were missing. Three, a side seam of his backpack was split wide open. Four, his wallet and food were missing. Five, he was lost. […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – DEBORAH KERR

January 28, 2018

Loon: Today for the 3 Question Interview we welcome from the great unknown one Deborah Kerr, who I am informed was a motion picture celebrity of some note. First, welcome and may I call you Deb? Deborah Kerr’s ghost: I prefer Debo, Red, Ginger, or Sam. Loon: Ginger because of your coloring or because of […]

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THE HIEROGLYPHICS KWIZ ANSWER

January 26, 2018

Approaching within a  ten foot radius of Nefertiti was not advised.

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THE HIEROGLYPHICS KWIZ

January 25, 2018

These maidens are spelling out in living hieroglyphics: a. Nefertiti’s breath can melt a pyramid. b. King Tut marched across the bridge and fell down. c. Having fun. Wish you were here. d. We refuse to eat the eel sandwiches.

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THE BOLD CLAM

January 24, 2018

The bold clam, ignoring threats of bi-valve harm, pushed past the guards into the squadron leader’s office. Not about to take no for an answer, it hurled itself at the squadron leader’s neck, causing the surprised officer to swallow his gum. Taking charge, the bold clam ordered the gagging squadron leader to leave the office […]

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THE PINK ROSE SISTERS

January 22, 2018

NOW APPEARING FOR ONE WEEK ONLY THE PINK ROSE SISTERS! Daisy and Tulip sing! They dance! They keep you laughing with SNAPPY PATTER! “The Pink Rose Sisters are amazing!” – Teddy Roosevelt “The Pink Roses are magic!” – Harry Houdini

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THE FOLDING CHAIR AWARD CATEGORIES

January 21, 2018

Most Fingers Pinched Best Collapse Longest Resistance to Folding

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HUDDLING

January 20, 2018

Leaves huddle in terror as The Great Blower approaches

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THE DAME JUDITH ANDERSON KWIZ ANSWER

January 19, 2018

It is a little known fact that Dame Judith was a symphony caliber trombonist.

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