APRIL, MAY, AND JUNE
Three sisters went to the moon. Their names were April, May, and June. They found no air or curtains there. ‘We won’t return any time soon,’ said April and May and especially June.
Three sisters went to the moon. Their names were April, May, and June. They found no air or curtains there. ‘We won’t return any time soon,’ said April and May and especially June.
They did not fall for the ‘firing squad’ prank set up by Sylvia Beach.
This literary barbershop quartet, featuring tenor Jim Joyce,: a. often strolled the streets of Paris singing their signature hit, ‘Sweet Adeline’. b. posed next to this statue because they were really drunk. c. replaced Ezra Pound when he positively refused to wear a tie. d. faced the firing squad with admirable aplomb.
EXTREME JELLY! ‘TRY IT TODAY IF YOU DARE,’ says Hyacinth, EXTREME JELLY spokesbird.
The moment an enraged triffid leaped at an ethnologist captured on film. The ethnologist was devoured.
The experiment went terribly wrong, and the professor quickly left on a journey to Tibet, after ordering his housekeeper, Mrs. Goody, to undertake the care of the thing. She did so reluctantly, but at her age finding another position would prove difficult. A comfortable routine developed in time. Mrs. Goody kept the bathtub filled and […]
Loon: A person I have never heard of is our celebrity ghost today for the 3 Question Interview. He is a man with the severely odd name of Theodore Geisel. Mr. Geisel, why have I never heard of you? Ghost of Geisel: You might know me by my pen name, Dr. Seuss. Loon: Oh, a […]
D and C are acceptable because technically it is hard to call it breakfast when it is 2 o’clock in the afternoon.
Marlene is: a. preparing to attack breakfast. b. on the verge of collapse. c. calculating the odds of successfully crossing the room in her current mental state. d. all of the above.
A mere eight days after this photo was taken, Bette began her lifelong passionate love affair with cigarettes.