January 18, 2018
To play Medea, Dame Judith got into the desired mood by: a. listening over and over again to a recording of Abbot and Costello’s ‘Who’s On First’ routine. b. reciting, ‘The sheet is slit. Who slit the sheet? Whoever slit the sheet is a good sheet slitter.’ c. playing ‘Stars and Stripes Forever’ on her […]
January 15, 2018
i did not do what i did oh, margie, carry the table in i did not say what i said oh, rosie, dust off the plate i am not what i am melvin fat, melvin thin haul that platter of big macs in
January 14, 2018
Loon: It’s not often that the Lords of the 4th Dimension honor us with the ghost of a fictional character. So today I am proud to welcome to the 3 Question Interview Lorna Doone, who I am assured is a fictional character. Madame Doone, what do you look for in a cookie? Lorna Doone’s ghost: […]
January 13, 2018
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad bigly
January 12, 2018
They have embarked on one of the few paths to retaining sanity at this moment in history.
January 11, 2018
This couple is: a. beyond hope. b. reacting appropriately to the times. c. not sure of how to dress for office success. d. running to win a pair of seats in congress.
January 10, 2018
Tenderly, Tenderly, I Stabbed, I Stabbed I Was A Typhoid Carrier Working In An Abattoir
January 9, 2018
snow plow hide in yesterday the truths of tomorrow broken axle rust on your blade no glimmer of hope for you snow plow
January 7, 2018
Loon: What a treat the Lords of the 4th Dimension have in store for us today. None other than a return visit from that all-time favorite, the ghost of Nero, Emperor of Rome. Nero, did you ever eat a penguin? Nero’s ghost: Et tu. Loon: How did they taste? Nero’s ghost (belches, feigns vomiting): Blarrrggghhh. […]
January 5, 2018
Surprisingly, Grig was an ardent Jane Austen fan.