THE DAME JUDITH ANDERSON KWIZ

January 18, 2018

To play Medea, Dame Judith got into the desired mood by: a. listening over and over again to a recording of Abbot and Costello’s ‘Who’s On First’ routine. b. reciting, ‘The sheet is slit. Who slit the sheet? Whoever slit the sheet is a good sheet slitter.’ c. playing ‘Stars and Stripes Forever’ on her […]

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THE DANCE OF DINING AND DENIAL

January 15, 2018

i did not do what i did oh, margie, carry the table in i did not say what i said oh, rosie, dust off the plate i am not what i am melvin fat, melvin thin haul that platter of big macs in

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – LORNA DOONE

January 14, 2018

Loon: It’s not often that the Lords of the 4th Dimension honor us with the ghost of a fictional character. So today I am proud to welcome to the 3 Question Interview Lorna Doone, who I am assured is a fictional character. Madame Doone, what do you look for in a cookie? Lorna Doone’s ghost: […]

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POEM FOR AN IGNORANT MAN

January 13, 2018

sad sad sad sad sad sad sad bigly

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THE COUPLES THERAPY KWIZ ANSWER

January 12, 2018

They have embarked on one of the few paths to retaining sanity at this moment in history.

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THE COUPLES THERAPY KWIZ

January 11, 2018

This couple is: a. beyond hope. b. reacting appropriately to the times. c. not sure of how to dress for office success. d. running to win a pair of seats in congress.

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2 WORRISOME MEMOIR TITLES

January 10, 2018

Tenderly, Tenderly, I Stabbed, I Stabbed I Was A Typhoid Carrier Working In An Abattoir

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SNOW PLOW

January 9, 2018

snow plow hide in yesterday the truths of tomorrow broken axle rust on your blade no glimmer of hope for you snow plow

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – NERO

January 7, 2018

Loon: What a treat the Lords of the 4th Dimension have in store for us today. None other than a return visit from that all-time favorite, the ghost of Nero, Emperor of Rome. Nero, did you ever eat a penguin? Nero’s ghost: Et tu. Loon: How did they taste? Nero’s ghost (belches, feigns vomiting): Blarrrggghhh. […]

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THE RASPUTIN KWIZ ANSWER

January 5, 2018

Surprisingly, Grig was an ardent Jane Austen fan.

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