THE CREATURE
the creature stalks by night tiny eyes dart in search of food when will it tweet again
the creature stalks by night tiny eyes dart in search of food when will it tweet again
Loon: We have a treat in store for us today on the 3 Question Interview. The lords of the 4th dimension have brought someone they call a sidekick, Andy Devine, as today’s ghost guest. Mr. Devine, as a sidekick, do you kick people in the side or do you yourself get kicked in the side? […]
Lizabeth’s 3 piece wooden hairpiece was crafted by underground gnomes.
Lizabeth’s hair: a. was constructed by joining together 3 sections of fine grained sculpted wood. b. was made of salt water taffy. c.was an alien with complete control over Lizabeth’s mind. d. did not look like this first thing in the morning.
Death, be not a hamster Life, be not a spoon Love, be not a carpet tack lost upon the moon Death, bring lots of jellybeans Life, bring lots of coal Love, bring lots of fuzzy beads to tempt the wily mole
Loon: You could have knocked me over with a crowbar when the Lords of the 4th Dimension informed me that today’s guest for the 3 Question Interview was to be Superman. And sure enough, he’s here. I didn’t even know he was dead. Superman, why are you dead? Superman’s ghost: Everybody dies. I died. Get […]
Lillian, deep down inside, thought her sister Dorothy’s urn was just a little better than her own.
Caught in the comfort of an emotional moment with her favorite urn, Lillian is giving the side-eye to: a. a braying door-to-door salesman extolling the virtues of the amazing whisk broom. b. a chocolate cake set there solely to interrupt her concentration. c. some dead bodies. d. her sister Dorothy’s favorite urn.
The drone hovered above the surface of Sloon, a planet teeming with triffid life, and sent back remarkable images of the sentient regal viscous lavender meander seconds before fibrous multi-mouthed rapidly deploying stems of destruction shot from the meander and consumed the drone.