PINK FROND DRAGON WING
September 26, 2017
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A RICK OF LIME
September 25, 2017
There once was an ignorant ass without a scintilla of class. His eyes were quite pigly. Was he dumb? Oh yes, bigly, like a bloated balloon filled with gas.
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – PHILOMENA PLANT
September 24, 2017
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension are on vacation and failed to deliver a ghost to submit to the 3 Question Interview. Relying on my own integrity, I was forced to search for any ghost whatsoever and found this one, Philomena Plant, hiding in a crevice in the attic. Without further ado, Philomena, what […]
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THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH KWIZ ANSWER
September 22, 2017
The tall guy’s comment about the lady’s hat was meant to be a compliment.
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THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH KWIZ
September 21, 2017
In the situation pictured, the little lady is obviously: a. pointing the gun at the wrong guy. b. drunk. c. unaware that she is deep in a trance. d. overreacting to a perceived insult.
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TICO, THE TACO
September 19, 2017
Tico, the taco, had a dearth of life. He was eaten shortly after his creation. Lost were the glorious contributions he might have made to the nation.
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TENWILLETT
September 18, 2017
‘I’m going,’ said Tenwillett. ‘Some fool has to get the supplies, and it might as well be me.’ ‘You mustn’t,’ said Lila, but not forcefully. The rest of the dregs trapped in the cabin averted their gazes to contemplate the warped floor of the hastily built shack. Outside, the wind howled. A sneer curled a […]
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BUFFALO BILL
September 17, 2017
Loon: My guest today for the 3 Question Interview is the ghost of Buffalo Bill. Mr. Bill, were you acquainted with many buffaloes? Buffalo Bill’s ghost: Yes, sir, I surely was. Loon: I’m not surprised because of your name. And were any of the buffaloes you met able to talk? Buffalo Bill’s ghost: Not so […]
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THE KIM NOVAK KWIZ ANSWER
September 15, 2017
Kim and Py, her cat, were most decidedly not fans of Uncle Miltie.
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THE KIM NOVAK KWIZ
September 14, 2017
Kim is: a. in the midst of her acclaimed ventriloquist act. b. reacting to Milton Berle’s antics. c. watching Julia Child pound a haddock. d. weighing the advantages and disadvantages of the many weapons on display.
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