May 11, 2017
Bette Davis is using her Bette Davis eyes in this photo to: a. great advantage. b. to extract and devour the soul of the photographer. c. to distract attention from the silly hat d. to distract attention from those shoulder things (alien caterpillars?).
May 10, 2017
the cobra is a mighty bird it swims beneath the water its garden blooms on sunny days when temperatures are hotter
May 9, 2017
Richard III and his white rose troops may look formidable, but Henry Tudor’s reds won the day.
May 5, 2017
Mashing all those Into The Woods songs together was not a good idea.
May 4, 2017
C has just realized: a. that at long last the new Arby’s has opened. b. that if you play all the songs from Into The Woods at the same time in your memory bank, your interior will resemble a painful glacier. c. that skateboarding represents the pinnacle of human achievement. d. that mountain over there […]
May 3, 2017
A bot focuses intently on its mission to deliver cupcakes. No taunting or hurled insult can divert it from its task. Believe me, I tried.
May 1, 2017
oh, butch cavendish, where hast thou gone? heartless villain of yesteryear do you yearn once more to confront the pair masked man on silver steed and faithful companion urging his mount to ‘get ’em up, scout’?
April 28, 2017
The sandwiches were indeed most disappointing.
April 27, 2017
While on lunch break between scenes, Fay and Robert can’t help but notice: a. the giant tarantula. b. the matron approaching rapidly while carrying a pair of very large hypodermic syringes filled with a dirty brown fluid of some sort. c. that the sandwiches are one thin slice of cheese between two slices of stale […]
April 26, 2017
‘I am so lovely,’ said the Magnificent Witch of Oin. She smiled at her image in the pearl encircled mirror. She shook her head softly side to side to watch her lustrous tresses sway. She sighed at the glorious sheen of her draped red satin gown. Could her hands be any lovelier? While gazing at […]