GEESES
12 young geeselings incommunicado strutted about with concealed bravado these gooselings knew that on their walk they’d be unobserved by some flyby hawk the goslets all went safely home where they planned with pride their next day’s roam
12 young geeselings incommunicado strutted about with concealed bravado these gooselings knew that on their walk they’d be unobserved by some flyby hawk the goslets all went safely home where they planned with pride their next day’s roam
Loon: What to our wondering eyes should appear brought to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension to undergo the 3 Question Interview but a World War One aviator of highest note, namely The Red Baron. Baron, did you ever feel faint when bending over to tie your shoes? Ghost of Red Baron: Nein. […]
Deanna could get quite worked up from time to time when things didn’t go as she would have wished.
The wolfman is in the process of taking flight from: a. an enraged Deanna Durbin. b. the Lollipop Guild. c. Mrs. Wolfman. d. his arch rival, Penmanship Matters Man.
when the dream broke he awoke in purple lush by yellow gush and still his car keys were nowhere to be found
Loon: We have a special treat this week on the 3 Question Interview. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us Trigger, Roy Rogers’ horse. Since all ghosts have the power of speech, horse or whatnot, I’ll begin with this question. Do you like to talk, Trigger? Trigger’s ghost: Neigh. Loon: Why not? […]
Henry’s rose bloomed in April. Henry bloomed in May. They planned to rule the world in June. By July they’d been taken away.
The photographer really shouldn’t have said what he said.
15 seconds after this photo was taken: a. the photographer lay stretched out unconscious on the floor. b. the photographer and his assistant lay stretched out unconscious on the floor. c. Joe allowed the photographer to leave unharmed. d. Joe sat down on a comfortable chair.
In the pleasant Valley of Swords, not an implement of death was more revered than the Savage Locket of Terminal Agony. The Grand Scimitar housed the Locket in a steel mesh Lurk, a combination of dungeon and spa. Whenever danger threatened, such as when a lamb or a baby giraffe accidentally wandered into the valley, […]