PRELUDE

March 14, 2017

The Galway Goon – Sinead O’ Toole – Jim O’Brien – Duck Fitzgerald (gat) – Pat Murphy (knife) ropes stool-Buzzsaw McCoy r o p e s referee r o p e s Bronco Maggio-stool ropes Ox Angelini – Mavis the Moll – Don Bandini – Rocco Cicci (blackjack) – Specs Kirsch (dart gun)

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TIMOTHY BODFELLOW

March 13, 2017

timothy bodfellow went to bed hundreds of earwigs danced on his head timothy bodfellow rose in alarm checked out of the inn and returned to the farm he dug in the mud and giggled a lot earwigs victorious, timothy not

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JUMBO

March 11, 2017

Loon: In quite an astonishing turn of events, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us today for the 3 Question Interview a famous elephant, Jumbo. And not only that, they have assured me that ghost elephants are able to speak. With this in mind, I greet you, Jumbo, with the following question. […]

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THE EDMUND GWENN KWIZ ANSWER

March 10, 2017

The old lady went into the river, but of course only in the movie. Edmund apologized and treated the actress to tea after the scene was completed.

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THE EDMUND GWENN KWIZ

March 9, 2017

Here is Edmund Gwenn: a. indicating to the Girl Scout most emphatically that he doesn’t want to buy any cookies. b. exhorting Mickey Rooney to take it down a few notches. c. reacting with some concern at the approach of Franklin Pangborn. d. about to shove the old lady into the river.

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UNSCATHED

March 6, 2017

The rest of my party came through unscathed. I, however, was scathed to within an inch of my life.

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THE IDA LUPINO KWIZ ANSWER

March 3, 2017

Special chess never really caught on.

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THE IDA LUPINO KWIZ

March 2, 2017

Ida: a. is having second thoughts about dating Salvador Dali. b. has been turned into a zombie by The Hypnotic Eye. c. just challenged her captive to a game of ‘special chess’. d. is indicating which square holds the antidote.

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THE 6 WIVES OF HENDERSON

February 28, 2017

may fell in the vat daria fell in the vat nan fell in the vat hazel fell in the vat gloria fell in the vat selena stepped aside henderson fell in the vat

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THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS

February 25, 2017

With a bit of neat footwork, the damsel in distress avoided the first goblin. The second goblin was no match for her speed. She simply outran it. When the third goblin came looming at her from the corn field, she veered hard left and sprinted to the silo. She tore the door open, entered, and […]

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