THE DWIGHT FRYE KWIZ ANSWER

February 24, 2017

His recitation of ‘The Raven’ remains unsurpassed.

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THE DWIGHT FRYE KWIZ

February 23, 2017
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Dwight is: a. asking the waitress what time she gets off work. b. strangling himself to amuse his grandmother over there. c. acknowledging the standing ovation he is receiving after reciting Poe’s ‘The Raven’. d. pleased to be accepted into medical school.

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SAND

February 21, 2017

Whips of his own hair lashed his face. The howling wind gusted above and around the dunes. Light swarms of sand took to the air and wheeled madly to crash against his fluttering cape. He reeled into the cabin and, after a struggle, shouldered the door shut. Exhausted, he fell fully clothed across the bed […]

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THE BOWLING BALL AND THE POPSICLE

February 20, 2017

The bowling ball and the popsicle met on the path to the palace.   Said the bowling ball to the popsicle, ‘Would you believe that my name is Alice?’   Said the popsicle to the bowling ball, ‘Why not if you so say?’   ‘Because,’ replied the bowling ball, ‘my actual name is Fay.’   […]

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5 CHILDREN’S BOOKS REJECTED BY ALL PUBLISHERS

February 19, 2017

The Vole’s Conspiracy to Commit Fraud Happy Mouse, the Juggling Slasher Adventures in Statistics With Timothy Wombat Life in the Afterdeath of Roadkill Martin Bunny, Insurance Adjuster

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THE JOAN AND JUDITH KWIZ ANSWER

February 17, 2017

When it came to cake, Judith was emphatic in her refusal to share.

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THE JOAN AND JUDITH KWIZ

February 16, 2017

Judith just said to Joan: a. ‘No, you can’t have a piece of my cake. It’s all mine, I tell you, mine!’ b. ‘10,000 dollars in cash or I’ll reveal to the press what Olivia told me.’ c. ‘You do know that Alfred offered the part to you only after Olivia turned it down, don’t […]

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THROAT

February 15, 2017

throat danger the marsh hen stirs a clever foe in hiding takes aim throat pierced

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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

February 14, 2017
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THE END

February 13, 2017

No food pellet had dropped onto the tray in at least a month or less. The Jigsaw Man sat in the corner and brooded over this single fact. He twisted his fingers together in a writhing knot. The walls of the cubicle, lit a dim blue, flickered momentarily, then somehow for the first time ever […]

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