February 12, 2017
Loon: I’m very excited to welcome to the 3 Question Interview today the very attractive ghost of a motion picture actress from the 1930s I’ve never heard of, Kay Francis. Tell me, Kay Francis, do you prefer your fried eggs with the yolks broken or unbroken? Francis’ ghost: Bwoken. Loon: What sort of gravy do […]
February 11, 2017
Harold Baffington Pendulum Steed possessed everything he ever would need. A bowl, a pencil, an owl, and a bead, a long thin potato and a spiced pumpkin seed, and a river of gold nurtured the greed of Harold Baffington Pendulum Steed.
February 10, 2017
Henry carried a little satchel filled with earthworm millet cakes to snack on between a breakfast of millet and a dinner of hot earthworm millet stew.
February 9, 2017
Henry Clay was the first United States Senator to: a. be a zombie. b. live in a hedge. c. survive exclusively on a diet of earthworms and millet. d. be officially banned from attending any and all social functions.
February 7, 2017
spicy pangolin twice infused reverent frosted coldly calculating yet indifferent to time i harvest your soul
February 6, 2017
The exhausted survivors, bedraggled and triumphant, gathered in the meadow to hear their leader speak. Their leader raised his hands and nodded thrice. ‘My children,’ he began, ‘our long and dreadful journey is at an end. Yes, we have suffered loss and terrible pain, but now we are arrived at a new beginning. Here will […]
February 5, 2017
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us today for the 3 Question Interview a very famous woman I personally have never head of, Elizabeth Cady Stanton. Welcome, E.C., if I may be so bold. Your dress suggests to me the somebody alive in the 17th, 18th, or 19th century. Am I […]
February 4, 2017
There once was a politician who used to be a physician. When asked why he changed, he said, ‘I’m deranged, which is why I sought this position.’
February 3, 2017
After placing the young lady gently on a bed of moss, Jellyfish Man went back and ate the sleazy fly-by-night conman.
February 2, 2017
In this photo Jellyfish Man: a. is carrying his bride across the threshold. b. wonders if emerging from the depths was really such a good idea after all. c. has recently rescued the young lady from a sleazy fly-by-night conman. d. is looking forward to relaxing with a gin and tonic as soon as all […]
