February 1, 2017
Damroth chortled. He had no other option. When the ability to simper had been forcefully removed from him on the previous Tuesday, chortling had been the only means of expression left for him to utilize. And so he chortled at the red table of scraps set before him. He chortled when the red table of […]
January 30, 2017
Here is one of many examples why I love Walter Catlett, well known vaudeville practitioner of rapid fire patter. In the 1932 movie, Big City Blues, when Walter hands a drink to a showgirl at a party, he says to her, ‘Saturate your bridgework.’
January 29, 2017
Loon: We welcome today for the3 Question Interview one Ulysses S Grant, a former general and president of the United States. Sir, does the S in your name stand for Sebastian? Grant’s ghost: No. Loon: Sean? Grant’s ghost: No. Loon: Septimus? Grant’s ghost: No. Loon: Thank you for joining me today for the 3 Question […]
January 28, 2017
The blue petal of flame shuddered when he drew forward and softly chugged the cigar to life. ‘Thanks, doll,’ he said. ‘My pleasure,’ she replied, snapping the lighter shut, snuffing the blue petal of flame. They eyed each other warily. Outside, blue petals of flame descended in vengeful billions from the night sky.
January 27, 2017
Fredric and the girls are watching Louis B Mayer in his business suit launching himself from the diving board.
January 26, 2017
This candid shot was taken at: a. Fredric’s wedding to Florence Eldridge. b. a Louis B Mayer pool party. c. a Modoc County political rally. d. a benefit for The Little Sisters of Wealthy Industrialists.
January 25, 2017
first the tomato second the insurrection third the platter with its leaf of lettuce fourth the aftermath fifth death wearing its starched apron
January 24, 2017
happy pensive sad determined enraged baffled satisfied or dead
January 23, 2017
Leader (wearing hat): I am not wearing this hat I am wearing! Followers: No hat! No hat! No hat! The next day Leader (hatless): I am wearing this wonderful hat today. Isn’t it great? Followers: Yes! Yes! Yes! The next day World ends
January 22, 2017
Loon: For today’s 3 Question Interview, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have supplied us with a movie actress from long ago, Louise Brooks. Tell us, Ms. Brooks, what was 1925 like? Brooks’ ghost: Pretty much the same as 1926. Loon: And if I may be so bold, what was a typical breakfast for you […]