You have lost your library card. Don’t go into the bedroom again. You have already searched it thoroughly. Try the kitchen. You know the card can’t possibly be there, but nevertheless, take a look. It isn’t, of course, not even in the high cupboard which has never to your knowledge been opened until this minute […]
Irene’s secret of being an alien from the planet Goph in the 8th dimension was faithfully kept by Myrna, herself an alien from the 6th dimension planet Ortolus.
In this photo Myrna and Irene are: a. discussing fruitcake recipes. b. deciding which of them will hide the flea circus in Eddie Cantor’s shoes. c. considering possible consequences in carrying out the darker aspects of their plans for world domination. d. revealing that Irene has no pulse and is, in fact, an alien from […]
Loon: I’m super excited to welcome for the 3 Question Interview on this Christmas morning none other than The Ghost of Christmas Future. Tell me, GCF, if I may be so bold, what will Christmas be like in the future? Ghost (standing motionless): …….. Loon: I take that as a no comment. I understand. Secrets […]
“I’ll sue, I will!” cried Letty, the litigious chambermaid in response to the severe dressing down she had recently received from Mrs. Grane, the housekeeper. “Nah, yer won’t. Yer always says it, but yer never does it, do yer?” mocked Bert, the footman. “This time’s different. I will! I will!” stated Letty with passion, and […]
It was no picnic hanging on to that lightning rod during an electrical storm, let me tell you.
Henrik Ibsen achieved his exploding hair effect by: a. snorting nitroglycerine. b. grasping a lightning rod during an electrical storm. c. defying fiends from Hell in his cellar. d. standing in front of a target while a drunken sailor threw swords at him.
When tilted away from the sun Up north we have lots of fun We dance in the dark And lark in the park Until, exhausted, we’re done
A galaxy hosted a planet. The planet, awash with seas, boasted a single small continent. A lone city occupied the tip top of the geographical center of the continent, a great mountain shouldering high above the plains. The single inhabitant of the city stepped to the wall surrounding the garden and peered over to admire […]
The loon will be going undercover for the next few days in the guise of Batsantaman. He aims to investigate nefarious activities taking place in the shark enhancement industry.
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