THE GLOBE OF TERROR

December 13, 2016

Soaked in blood, the globe of terror nestles in hiding, awaiting its second victim.

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RACE

December 12, 2016

i raced the river the river raced me to the sea i tripped over a boulder hurt my left shoulder the river ran by why not i? in triumphant swallow to be consumed by the sea alas, not to be

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – P. T. BARNUM

December 11, 2016

Loon: Today for the 3 Question Interview I am delighted to welcome a gentleman who I am told was a 19th century showman of note, P. T. Barnum. Haven’t we met earlier, Mr. Barnum? Barnum’s ghost: My popularity is such that return engagements are no novelty to me. Loon: Oh. What was your best attraction? […]

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THE CRUEL LANDLORD

December 10, 2016

Before leaving his palace to walk to the bank and deposit his filthy lucre, the cruel landlord pulled from his waistcoat pocket the watch he’d stolen from the widow of his former partner, a man who had recently died in prison after the cruel landlord had framed him for embezzlement. Flicking a mote of dirt […]

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THE ELSA AND BORIS KWIZ ANSWER

December 9, 2016

James Whale often pulled pranks like this one to ease tension on the set.

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THE ELSA AND BORIS KWIZ

December 8, 2016

Elsa’s attention to the scene has been momentarily interrupted when she sees: a. buckets of dead rats being spilled onto the floor by the maniacally laughing director James Whale. b. a coffin lid creaking open to reveal a grinning Boris Karloff winking at her. c. tongues darting from the eyes of her dog. d. all […]

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LIST

December 7, 2016

On this oat parchment page is a complete list of honest high government officials.

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THE PARSONS PLAN

December 6, 2016

When the parsons gathered to exchange blows, it rained on Hanley’s farm. Hanley was away in the city shopping for cutlery. When he entered the emporium, Norman Cole, 18 miles from the city, 6 miles from Hanley’s farm, and 42 miles from where the parsons were gathered to exchange blows, began to climb the ladder, […]

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RETREAT

December 4, 2016

Pinecones reenact Napoleon’s retreat from Moscow.

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THE BET AND JOAN KWIZ ANSWER

December 2, 2016

The car was later found abandoned and missing its hood ornament on the sands of Will Rogers State Beach.

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