Ten minutes after this publicity photo shoot was completed: a. there were bits of torn red velvet and tufts of fur and a few drops of blood scattered about. b. Joan and Bet went to dinner, Joan to Lawry’s, Bet to The Brown Derby. c. both manikins were returned to cold storage. d. someone stole […]
o leaf i remember your last dance of life it was a rumba, i clearly recall o tree how you swayed in the blustering wind i, too, have been often that drunk o world you twist on your axis just so like a pigeon confused by bells pealing from numerous hells farewell november
Loon: Welcome to the 3 Question Interview. Today the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us a former president of the United States, Mr. Woodrow N. Willman. Mr. President, how do you keep those little nose pincher specs from falling off? Wilson’s ghost: I tilt my head back slightly, and my name is […]
Spencer weighed his options. Should he or should he not inform the authorities? He had witnessed Billings removing the pink comb from the high nook next to the credenza. He had witnessed Billings subsequent exiting from the north wing giggling. Furthermore, he had witnessed Billings taking a seat on the lawn and beginning to comb […]
She always sat down to a bowl of chicken noodle soup when she completed her 100 mile run across Patagonia.
Babe Didrikson always spent Thanksgiving: a. punting on the Thames. b. kayaking east of Zanzibar. c. skiing on Mt. Everest. d. running cross country 100 miles in Patagonia.
The plebeian aardvark directed the movements of her troops from the top of a knoll. The harsh cry of ‘Advance!’ tore from her throat as she pointed with quivering rage at the enemy encampment. The aardvark army surged in response, spilling madly across the plain. Neck muscles tensed. Teeth ground. The armies crashed together. Cries […]
The other day I encountered this parade of trees moving south. Curious, I asked them where they were headed. They replied, ‘We are marching to Pretoria.’ Confused, I returned to my room and stayed there for a very long time.
Loon: For the special Thanksgiving edition of the 3 Question Interview, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought one of the hosts of the 1st Thanksgiving at Plymouth Plantation, a Mr. William Bradford. Tell me, Mr. Bradford, was Miles Standish short? Bradford’s ghost: He was a short person. Loon: I thought so. Did Squanto […]
9 out of 10 doctors say that eventually you would be unable to lift your arm to complete shaking your stick at all of Cookson’s books.
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