Handing Mavis a 16 pound shot, the cruel tyrant stated, ‘If you can put this shot 40 feet, I’ll allow you to live.’ Although Mavis knew she was physically unable to launch the shot a distance anywhere near 40 feet, she was able to crush the adjacent tyrant’s cranium with a toss of merely 3 […]
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought forth for the 3 Question Interview a man from long ago who single-handedly invented electricity, Benjamin Franklin. Welcome, Mr. Franklin, and may I ask you if you ever built a raft? Franklin’s ghost: You may. Loon: Did you ever build a raft? Franklin’s ghost: A penny […]
triangles, i tell you! framed rectangular in white blue stripes curved here green stripes rigid there gold grey red the evil eyes peer! cruel laughter i fall back insensate the night trembles on
George was the undisputed world champion ‘pixies and leprechauns’ player. He often said he owed it all to his hut.
George Bernard Shaw used his magic hut to: a. fly about the countryside. b. travel through time. c. hide from cows. d. play at ‘pixies and leprechauns’ for hours on end.
today is august 24th i’m celebrating in the north there’s not an awful lot to do after painting turkeys blue, winnowing the various grains, unloading a hundred choochoo trains, sorting through the greeting cards, and bribing the praetorian guards i might take time to just relax and strew the ground with carpet tacks
Betemus Quop gazed into the eyes of doom and took one involuntary step backwards and one voluntary step backward. Then both of his legs volunteered to flee with as much haste as Betemus could summon. He sped in a kind of whirling frenzy all the way to the mouth of the cave and shot out […]
Loon: Today we welcome for the 3 Question Interview the ghost of Benny Goodman, a bandleader from the days of yore. Mr. Goodman, is the french horn named after France? Goodman’s ghost: Don’t jive me, daddy. Next question. Loon: Yes, sir. Did wearing glasses help you as a musician? Goodman’s ghost: You’re a strange cat, […]
fleet biscuits a dry remedy for charms lost and bitterness found on the muscled plain of no return to a dilapidated harmony faltering fleet biscuits
Once in a while Gloria would place her hairpiece on the turntable and give it a spin to hear Ethel Waters singing the blues.
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