Gloria produced this hairdo by: a. melting an Ethel Waters record to pliable and shaping it lovingly to fit her skull. b. shaping a thin layer of tar and laminating it. c. melting wax over her head and painting it with ink. d. dousing her hair in water, combing it, then pressing it down with […]
george plimpton met jean shrimpton going to the fair said george to jean ‘have you seen a man with a grizzly bear?’ said jean to george, ‘he’s at the forge with the blacksmith’s flunky.’ said george to jean, ‘peachy keen. then all is dory hunky. now i must be off to the water trough where […]
Priscilla Raines opened the door to infinity and stepped through. It wasn’t even close to as serene as she’d imagined it would be. For starters, the plank walkway heading out onto the jetty was roughly hewn, crisscrossed with mismatched nails and rusted bolts and the occasional neon spike. The sea itself gave no comfort, gray […]
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Loon: What a treat we have today. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for the 3 Question Interview the one and only Casper, the Friendly Ghost. Tell me, Casper, who were you before you were a friendly ghost? Casper: Tee hee hee. Loon: Oh, my. Don’t be shy. Are you really […]
Nova’s karjalanpiirakka won the Helsinki Bake Off three years running in the early 1950s.
This British film star of the 1930s and 1940s was also: a. an accomplished track star specializing in the steeplechase. b. a world class chef specializing in Finnish cuisine. c. a literary scholar specializing in the works of Mark Twain’s cousin, Porky. d. a skilled seamstress specializing in aprons for infants.
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Loon: I’m particularly thrilled to present today’s guest for the 3 Question Interview, one Arturo Toscanini, who was, I am informed by the Lords of the 4th Dimension, one of the greatest conductors of all time. Welcome, Mr. Toscanini. Tell me, did you ever get bored riding around on those trains all the time? Toscanini’s […]
They were really looking forward to enjoying a nice piece of cake.
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