When a jewel is found stabbed into the throat of a famous architect, a city mourns. When lamplighter Doris Churn wanders unescorted into into a den of thieves and architects, a city mourns. A city mourns when noted architect Bliss Chatterton goes missing after last being seen leaping from the prow of a gigantic wrestler. […]
The more show biz she sees, the better Delbert and the farm look.
Selected to wear this hat for Cinco de Mayo, the young lady is: a. picturing what she’ll do to her agent for getting her into this mess. b. wondering why she didn’t just stay on the farm and marry Delbert. c. betting her cheeks will go into spasm if she has to hold her smile […]
After asking his teacher for a hall pass, she gave him a Khyber Pass instead. Thoroughly confused, Dolph Pankett roamed South America for a decade before discovering his true calling. His true calling tended bar in an unreachable saloon on the Atacama Desert. Brenda Furth was his true calling’s name. She gave him 3 ounces […]
Voice over radio: Mayday! Mayday! Can anybody hear me? Mayday! Voice replying: I hear you. I know it’s the first day of May. Do you know it’s 2 o’ clock in the morning? (angrily switches off radio)
A beast turns its gaze skyward too late to see the jet plane pass overhead.
Life is like a burned tomato. I’m not sure exactly how, but I believe it to be so.
There once was a farmer named Bill Who sat on the top of a hill For days and for days, and his neighbor Al says, ‘If he’s not gone, he’s sitting there still.’
Dial M For Mahatma Gandhi The River Of No Deposit, No Return Quo Vadis Nevermore The Heart Is A Lonely Bandleader
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