April 25, 2016
Meyers snapped his briefcase shut and nodded once firmly, well satisfied with the completion of yet another day’s work. He donned his fedora, nodded good evening to the receptionist, nodded good evening to Eddie, the elevator boy, and nodded farewell to Harwell, the guard stationed in the lobby. He passed through the revolving door and […]
April 24, 2016
Loon: For the 3 question interview the Lords of the 4th Dimension have selected a presidential ghost today. And so I am pleased to welcome Mr. John Quincy Adams, who I am assured was once a President of the United States. My Sovereign Liege President, your middle name is also a city in Massachusetts, is […]
April 22, 2016
Although Louis said he was honored, he vowed internally to get revenge.
April 21, 2016
When informed that he had been the inspiration for the Penguin in Batman comics, Louis said: a. ‘Wack Wack Wack Wack Wack.’ b. ‘I’m honored.’ c. ‘Let the games begin.’ d. ‘Antarctica, here I come!’
April 19, 2016
Spines Spines are very useful. They are also very important. If we didn’t have spines, our bodies would droop. Spines can also be something else, like sharp prickles. You could get stabbed if you’re not careful. Spines are very important in our human society. They help us look around by having our heads up high. […]
April 15, 2016
The other operators at the phone company always gave Alice plenty of space and would in fact pin themselves against the wall in order to give Alice ample room to pass by.
April 14, 2016
Alice Fenwick, posing here, wore this costume: a. daily when working as a long distance operator for the phone company. b. almost as often as she wore her daffodil costume. c. in public to humiliate her teenage daughter, Gwen. d. in a failed attempt to rule all butterflies.
April 13, 2016
When Mooncladdle Smith had finally had it up to here with his name, he legally changed it to Mooncladdle Popcornhead.
April 10, 2016
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension tell me they’ll be sending a frontiersman named Mike Fink for the 3 question interview. I see no sign of Mr. … oh, wait. Here he is. (Fink’s ghost materializes.) Welcome, Mr. Fink. Tell me, what sort of a frontiersman were you? Fink’s ghost: Why, I was the […]