THE MAN WHO GAVE NO OFFENSE

March 5, 2016

The man who gave no offense rarely emerged from his hiding place for fear he might somehow upset a random stranger met on the street. With this thought foremost in his mind, he set forth only when in direst need between 2 and 3 in the morning to visit refuse bins in search of edible […]

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THE ALAN LADD KWIZ ANSWER

March 4, 2016

Framed and displayed on the wall by the piano was Ladd’s beloved map of Glendale autographed by Nita Naldi.

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THE ALAN LADD KWIZ

March 3, 2016

Alan Ladd’s favorite thing was: a. the Sunkist orange crate he always hauled with him to stand on when he had to appear taller than his leading lady. b. skittering up the walls of buildings like a human fly. c. a cracked blue cereal bowl. d. a map of Glendale autographed by silent film star […]

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RECIPES NOT SAMPLED

March 2, 2016

Eel Skins With Onions Halibut Chunks With Dredged Paste Gristle In Aspic

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THE HANDS OF ALVIN PEPLOW

March 1, 2016

The hands of Alvin Peplow, perceiving that Peplow slept, uncoupled themselves from his wrists, as was their nightly custom, and exited the bed chamber. They spidered sideways down the hall in a state of hurrying glee. In a trice they had opened the front door and scuttled down the steps into the abandoned late night […]

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EXTRA DAY

February 29, 2016

extra day (shrug)

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THE TAME BUFFALO POEM

February 27, 2016

tame buffalo wallow well, my own, my true snort the fingers of the land pry at the heart mist sorrow strangled chimes

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THE ARTHUR ASKEY KWIZ ANSWER

February 26, 2016

Arthur was short, indeed, barely a nudge beyond 5 feet tall.

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THE ARTHUR ASKEY KWIZ

February 25, 2016

Arthur was: a. a Silly Party member of the House of Commons. b. Britain’s leading Carmen Miranda impersonator. c. the most brilliant, if somewhat eccentric, architect of his time. d. short.

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FREE TITLES

February 24, 2016

The Phantom Raft Midnight on a Summer’s Morn Smoke and Sandwiches Brief Eternity The Mystery of Lobster Manor

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