Jade Mink materialized at Foster’s side and whispered, ‘Don’t trust Allenby.’ Foster, startled by her sudden appearance, responded, ‘Where the devil did you come from?’ ‘Never mind,’ purred Jade Mink, and she melted away into the crowd. Six times that evening at six different gatherings did Jade Mink convey her message to six different titans […]
For a rotund fellow, Stan’s friend Oliver proved himself quite adept at scaling cliffs with Stan on St. Patrick’s Day.
Arthur Stanley Jefferson typically spent St. Patrick’s Day: a. swimming to Scotland. b. working at his spinning wheel. c. rock climbing with his pal Oliver. d. at Jimmy Cagney’s house playing whist with Cagney, Frank McHugh, and Pat O’Brien.
Why is that horse stapled to the grain elevator?
Loon: Today for the 3 question interview the lords of the 4th dimension have provided me with the ghost of Hopalong Cassidy, who I am told was a famous cowboy star. Mr. Cassidy, the first thing I notice is your unusual name. What do you know, if anything, about the origins of your name, Cassidy? […]
The seeds gathered at the site. Their leader called for silence. The seeds ceased jabbering and paid heed. ‘Our mission is stout, true, and before us waiting,’ said the leader. ‘Let no seed feel impelled to proceed against its will. If any one of you harbors the slightest doubt whatsoever, turn and go in peace. […]
The answer is ‘b’ if sober, ‘e’ if refreshingly buzzed.
The noir sentence beginning ‘You’ll take this’ is best made complete with: a. and give it to the orphanage with my blessing.’ b. ,and you’ll like it.’ c. application and fill it out as completely as you can.’ d. bouquet of flowers as a token of my esteem.’ e. ,and not only will you like […]
Eat the candles, not the cake. To ensure success, collect hedgehogs. If you seek a lake, journey not to an opera house.
May all the serpents of the Nile encroach upon your dignity.
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