‘Can you see the eyes?’ ‘I see them.’ ‘Well?’ ‘They’re closed.’ The two fools edged closer to the immense stone statue. They placed their hands on the cool torso. The eyes remained closed. The signal to proceed was nodded by one of the fools. Up they went until they stood on the statue’s shoulders. The […]
Aspens gesticulate wildly while passionately discussing the political situation.
Clive’s decision to consume 2 dozen oysters for lunch was a grievous error in judgment.
At this precise moment in time, Colin is wondering: a. why he ate those 2 dozen oysters for lunch. b. how many times he should shriek ‘It’s alive!’ for maximum effect. c. where he went wrong in life. d. if he could kill Boris Karloff, then bring him back to life for real.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is incumbent on me, as you no doubt can see. If someone would kindly remove incumbent, we will proceed. That’s right, boys. Don’t be too rough. Just get him out of here. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. It has fallen upon me, though not to worry, I escaped unscathed. Now, […]
Life is like a burning tomato. I don’t know exactly how, but it is.
The first person to fashion her hair into braids was Mud Woman. However, the first sentient being to fashion its hair into braids was 3,3kifj78jk on a planet in a galaxy far far away 2 billion years ago.
Braids were invented by: a. Tish Wombat, Neanderthal fashion trend setter, 35,000 years ago. b. Hercules Everdeen, winner of the very first Hunger Games. c. Loquacia, Queen of the Sky. d. Mud Woman of the mud people 18,000 years ago.
Pull back, push down, you row. Glints spatter in the moonlight as the blades of your oars attack the water. The abandoned pier, a black finger, recedes in the distance. You turn your head. The island waits. Sweat drips from the end of your nose. Sweat runs a trickle down your spine. Pull, pull, you […]
1. after alarm fails to go off, sleep well beyond time you are due at important appointment. 2. fall on exiting bed. 3. drop keys down trash chute.
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