this jewel fringe worn by daniels, bebe was lost in the year nineteen four deethree then found on an island by an off duty seabee who gave it to his girlfriend, a chanteuse named Gigi famous north southerly east west of Fiji
E Beverington Lattimore got on his horse and rode to the store. E Beverington Lattimore purchased 3 shirts and not one shirt more. E Beverington Lattimore returned to his shed by the lake’s eastern shore. E Beverington Lattimore, though now rich in shirts, in rings remained poor. E Beverington Lattimore got on his horse and […]
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He was so frightened that his interior rapidly became his exterior. He lifted two catamarans, one in each hand, and advanced to purchase a ticket. Researching why he was unable to move, he discovered to his surprise that he was steel encased from the neck down.
Always approach with a friendly smile. Keep the leash hidden behind your back as you sidle closer. Recite poetry, preferably something from Emily Dickinson or Edward Lear, in a soothing manner. Observe sharply the watermelon. Is it trembling or backing off while nervously pawing the ground? If so, freeze in silence until the watermelon calms. […]
There once was a very old man who said, ‘Over this gate jump I can.’ He got a good running start. Then attacked him his heart. That hadn’t been part of the plan.
Guennivierre had the blacksmith banished from Camelot for inventing the accordion.
The accordion was invented by: a. a sadistic fiend. b. Walter Accordion. c. the same demented guy who invented bagpipes. d. an otherwise nice blacksmith in Camelot. e. a lady of Spain.
‘Cornflake! Bradley Cornflake! Message for Bradley Cornflake!’ ‘Here, boy!’ shouted Bradley Cornflake in as gruff a manner as his vocal apparatus allowed, all the while glaring around the hotel lobby in defiance, daring anyone to smirk. Nobody smirked. Instead, all busied themselves with newspapers, hat adjustment, wallet or purse inspection, whittling, any activity allowing them […]
I will not build yet another raft. I will remain in my tent for longer stretches of time. I will share my rations with eagles. I will go to Disneyland and stand in the parking lot staring at the entrance for six hours or until I am arrested.
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
