THE NEW YEAR

December 31, 2015

When the old year goes and the new year shows, on the stroke of midnight you’ll be free, but until then you belong to me. You read the soiled scrap of paper again. Your heart beats wildly. You’ve been on the run evading capture for six months, desperate to make it to the new year […]

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YETI VIEW

December 30, 2015

The view from inside the mouth of a yeti

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A WORD IS BORN

December 29, 2015

……car pet…… carpet

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CHRISTMAS EVE

December 25, 2015
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CHRISTMAS EVE EVE

December 24, 2015
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CONWAY TEARLE

December 23, 2015

That’s it. No further comment is necessary. In short, Conway Tearle.

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A LOON’S HOLIDAY POEM

December 22, 2015

Larks perch on my pillowcase. Eels occupy my shoes. I’ve nothing further to report. There is no other news.

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THE STONEHENGE POEM

December 19, 2015

Stonehenge, wherefore wilt thou dance dwelling in England, not in France? On solstice day to don your stockings would gain you naught but random mockings. Therefore, Stonehenge, bide your time. To bathe in thought is not a crime.

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RANDOM ANSWER

December 18, 2015

1263, when excluding the unnecessary word ‘bellicose’.

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THE BOARD CERTIFIED GNAT

December 16, 2015

The board certified gnat conferred with the studious rat. First they hemmed. Then they hawed. Oh, for hours they jawed ignored by the mercantile cat.

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