That went well, thought Dax Fermidian seconds before the heat wave melted his boots. The blonde pyromaniac searched for her car keys, forgetting that seconds before they had been melted in the blast furnace. Fuzzy, the hopeful rabbit, hopped from her burrow seconds before the hawk struck.
A malfunction in his sensory output pod nullified his ability to shriek, thereby causing him to meet his termination in silence.
Fanworth’s dream was to be delicately placed in a mental institution and there to be tended by a modest number of dead-eyed strangers. To this end, wearing fiercely orange tights, he drenched himself head to toe in butter fat and sang nonsense in falsetto outside City Hall. Sure enough, he was removed from the scene […]
the secret of marvin hay will be revealed on the 3rd of may from asking me questions refrain i don’t want to miss my train i’ll leave you with one final thought what goes up must come down maybe not
Edna Mae had: a. a statue of Charles Dickens in her garden, at which she tossed hoops. b. a cravat formerly belonging to Charles Dickens, which she used as a bookmark. c. an autographed portrait of Charles Dickens perched above the samovar on her dining room table. d. a stamp collection envied most particularly by […]
Loon: I have the honor, privilege, and golden opportunity today to conduct the 3 question interview with the ghost of Mr. Charles Dickens, who famously wrote many famous books, so I am told. Welcome, sir, and may I begin by asking a question about your childhood? Dickens’ ghost: You may. Loon: I know I should […]
It seems to me a lot of folks don’t understand the word ‘kurpaginostician’. I tremble for them. To be fair, I tremble for everyone, what with me being afflicted with ‘the shakes’ and all. Howsoever and to boot, I stand 43 per cent behind whatever I was saying, which was, as I recall, I don’t […]
The first question you must ask yourself before entering politics is ‘Am I proud of my raven?’
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
