NEW NOIR

December 14, 2015

1 She entered the room like balloons wrestling. 2 She entered the room. The room sighed, or was it me.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOST – EDMUND GWENN

December 13, 2015

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension tell me the guest for today’s 3 question interview is some fellow named Edmund Gwenn. They can’t fool me. You’re really Santa Claus, aren’t you, Mr. so called Edmund Gwenn? Edmund Gwenn’s ghost: Of course I am. Loon: I thought so. Tell me, Santa, can the reindeer read? […]

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NOT REALLY THE MARBLE FAUN

December 12, 2015
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THE NED SPARKS KWIZ ANSWER

December 11, 2015

Ned’s Mom’s biscuits were the worst. You could drive nails with ’em.

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THE NED SPARKS KWIZ

December 10, 2015

Ned Sparks’ trademark pained expression: a. was the result of an unusual encounter with an otter. b. was the result of plastic surgery gone awry. c. happened whenever he thought of the biscuits his dear old mother used to make. d. was used to mask a much more pained expression indeed.

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TRIFFID COMMUNICATION GRID

December 9, 2015
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Triffids utilize this network of innocent looking antennae to communicate with their home world.

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TRAIL

December 7, 2015

Follow the trail of the giant carnivorous snail if you dare.

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THE CLAIRE TREVOR KWIZ ANSWER

December 4, 2015

Though it’s true that the merry-go-round was miniature, it was fully functional and adored by Claire’s troop of pet hamsters.

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THE CLAIRE TREVOR KWIZ

December 3, 2015
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During the filming of Stagecoach, Claire managed to: a. design and build a merry-go-round. b. sneak up unobserved behind John Ford every day and shout, “Boo!” c. win a substantial amount of cash playing poker with Donald Meek, John Carradine, and Andy Devine. d. steal and later return the stagecoach four times.

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INSTEAD OF SAID

December 2, 2015

How to inject personality into your prose by avoiding ‘said’ in dialogue: ‘Leave me alone or I’ll kill you,’ he mentioned.

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