The triffid queen arrived on Earth for an inspection tour, and the loon was granted an exclusive interview with her. Loon: Welcome to Earth, oh Queen. How have you enjoyed the tour so far? Triffid Queen: Frankly, I am shocked to see how easy our task of conquest will be, what with the self-defeating activities […]
Bing purchased the coat and the pants and some bait at a bait shop in Portland, Maine.
Bing found this coat: a. in a garbage dump outside of Portland, Oregon. b. hanging on a nail backstage at the vaudeville palace in Portland, Oregon. c. marked down to 85 cents in a thrift shop in Portland, Oregon. d. and those pants in a bait shop in Portland, Maine.
You follow directions, no questions asked, and sure enough, in green neon, ‘Dolly’s’ sputters at you from above a dark wood door crisscrossed with black studs. In you go. The lounge is lit dim green by inverted conical sconces parading around the walls, providing a mood of languid submarine despair. A long bar on the […]
Sometimes d, on the rare occasion b, mostly a.
During the filming of Robin Hood, Errol Flynn spent his off time: a. bar hopping. b. kangaroo hopping. c. brothel hopping. d. comatose.
When Harvey said, ‘Professional bakers knead dough because they need dough’, Al said, ‘Get him, boys’, and the boys obeyed.
Winners of the 1st and 2nd prizes in the Curl Contest sponsored by the Hearst Corporation. Who won? Surely you jest. Surprise, surprise. Ms. Davies won, and Mr. Powell took second.
Announcer: White Swan Cigarettes present (music in, music out) Trace Element, Private Eye. Trio: (sing) White Swan Cigarettes are all the rage, They’ll help you live to a ripe old age. Announcer: Yes, friends, remember White Swan Cigarettes, industry tested, are packed with health inducing chemicals. When you draw those finest of tars into your […]
These tulips gladly risk frostbite as they hurry to the Cinema to catch the first showing of An Orchid in Winter starring Iris Rose.
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