THE FATHER KNOWS BEST KWIZ

August 17, 2017

Each member of the Anderson family gathered around Dad is: a. planning to kill Robert Young. b. sick and tired of all the phony crap. c. inwardly chanting, ‘Paycheck, paycheck, paycheck.’ d. wondering what joys the morrow will bring.

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THE ALFALFA KWIZ ANSWER

August 12, 2017

Oh, no! Not the bagpipes!

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THE ALFALFA KWIZ

August 11, 2017

Alfalfa has just noticed: a. doom impending. b. doom beckoning with gnarled forefinger. c. doom foxtrotting with Ginger Rogers. d. doom preparing to play the bagpipes.

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THE OZZIE AND HARRIET KWIZ ANSWER

August 4, 2017

To be fair, as caves go, it was a luxury cave.

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THE OZZIE AND HARRIET KWIZ

August 3, 2017
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Ozzie, Harriet, Dave and Rick: a. were aliens from a galaxy far, far away. b. often played miniature golf on their yacht in the heart of Soviet Russia. c. spent most of their down time in a cave. d. each possessed a mansion the others weren’t allowed to visit.

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THE C. AUBREY/HENRY KWIZ ANSWER

July 28, 2017

Wilcoxon did yodel during vespers.

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THE C. AUBREY/HENRY KWIZ

July 27, 2017

In this scene, C Aubrey Smith is chastising Henry Wilcoxon for: a. yodeling during vespers. b. eating the last marshmallow. c. the pig bladder whoopee cushion incident. d. impersonating an owl without the King’s blessing.

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THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL KWIZ ANSWER

July 21, 2017

The answer is everything. The guy does it all.

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THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL KWIZ

July 20, 2017

This government official was appointed by Donald Trump to oversee: a. the preparation of cheeseburgers and the defense department. b. golf course landscaping and the appointment of ambassadors to foreign nations. c. the orange skin products and environmental destruction. d. all of the above plus cyber hacking coordination and chocolate cakes.

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THE SPANKY KWIZ ANSWER

July 7, 2017

Hey, the barn owl was just doing what barn owls do.

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