August 17, 2017
Each member of the Anderson family gathered around Dad is: a. planning to kill Robert Young. b. sick and tired of all the phony crap. c. inwardly chanting, ‘Paycheck, paycheck, paycheck.’ d. wondering what joys the morrow will bring.
August 12, 2017
Oh, no! Not the bagpipes!
August 11, 2017
Alfalfa has just noticed: a. doom impending. b. doom beckoning with gnarled forefinger. c. doom foxtrotting with Ginger Rogers. d. doom preparing to play the bagpipes.
August 4, 2017
To be fair, as caves go, it was a luxury cave.
August 3, 2017
Ozzie, Harriet, Dave and Rick: a. were aliens from a galaxy far, far away. b. often played miniature golf on their yacht in the heart of Soviet Russia. c. spent most of their down time in a cave. d. each possessed a mansion the others weren’t allowed to visit.
July 28, 2017
Wilcoxon did yodel during vespers.
July 27, 2017
In this scene, C Aubrey Smith is chastising Henry Wilcoxon for: a. yodeling during vespers. b. eating the last marshmallow. c. the pig bladder whoopee cushion incident. d. impersonating an owl without the King’s blessing.
July 21, 2017
The answer is everything. The guy does it all.
July 20, 2017
This government official was appointed by Donald Trump to oversee: a. the preparation of cheeseburgers and the defense department. b. golf course landscaping and the appointment of ambassadors to foreign nations. c. the orange skin products and environmental destruction. d. all of the above plus cyber hacking coordination and chocolate cakes.
July 7, 2017
Hey, the barn owl was just doing what barn owls do.