THE SPANKY KWIZ
Spanky has just seen: a. the future. b. 200 cobras rising en masse from the rain sodden lawn. c. a barn owl swallow a hedgehog. d. alien life forms emerging from a recently arrived flying saucer.
Spanky has just seen: a. the future. b. 200 cobras rising en masse from the rain sodden lawn. c. a barn owl swallow a hedgehog. d. alien life forms emerging from a recently arrived flying saucer.
Getting to have that ball brought Luciano’s fondest dream to life.
Young Luciano was dressed in this manner: a. by his wildly fashion conscious mother. b. so he could lure bullies near enough to suffer his wrath. c. because he knew the ball would be the reward for putting up with the indignity. d. to sing at the Celebration of Strangeness.
All of the statements are true.
Carol Dempster, DW Griffith’s mistress and leading lady in his films during the 1920s, : a. weighed 57 pounds. b. could balance on one leg as pictured for hours and hours and hours. c. thrived on a diet of cockroaches and kelp. d. could recite from memory Bram Stoker’s novel, Dracula
Holmes had a devil of a time wresting that tape measure from the hedgehog.
Holmes is: a. pointing at a small pile of unseemly litter. b. trying to wrest his tape measure from the grasp of an irritated hedgehog. c. uneasy at the proximity of Watson’s head to his own. d. lost in dreams of yesteryear.
Ed’s lapsed insurance policy collection was second to none.
As a youngster, Ed Sullivan: a. swam the Hellespont. b. sold flyswatters door to door. c. collected lapsed insurance policies. d. dreamed of one day owning sheep and teaching a raccoon to herd them.
To be fair, those little sandwiches were really tasty.