At the ballet’s dress rehearsal for the first performance of Igor’s Rite of Spring, Igor was heard to say: a. ‘Huh?’ b. ‘I’m worried about the Iowa farmland demographic.’ c. ‘Can I have another one of those little sandwiches?’ d. ‘Vodka!’
Oddly enough, such behavior is not uncommon among assistant producers.
Mr. and Mrs. de Winter are alarmed that: a. Godzilla is rising from the depths before their very eyes. b. Alfred Hitchcock’s still writhing lunch is being carried onto the set. c. three long lines of madly grinning men with green hands are filing in. d. a mentally unbalanced assistant producer is dancing about weeping […]
John Huston had lots of fun with his bucket of standby rubber leeches.
After shooting this scene: a. Bogie and Kate wrestled John Huston to the ground and worked a mixture of honey and mud into his hair. b. Kate forced John Huston to play a game of ‘Dodge the Machete’. c. Bogie cleaned up nice and hosted high tea with his lovely wife, Mrs. Bogie. d. John […]
Bette Davis is using her Bette Davis eyes in this photo to: a. great advantage. b. to extract and devour the soul of the photographer. c. to distract attention from the silly hat d. to distract attention from those shoulder things (alien caterpillars?).
Mashing all those Into The Woods songs together was not a good idea.
C has just realized: a. that at long last the new Arby’s has opened. b. that if you play all the songs from Into The Woods at the same time in your memory bank, your interior will resemble a painful glacier. c. that skateboarding represents the pinnacle of human achievement. d. that mountain over there […]
The sandwiches were indeed most disappointing.
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