April 27, 2017
While on lunch break between scenes, Fay and Robert can’t help but notice: a. the giant tarantula. b. the matron approaching rapidly while carrying a pair of very large hypodermic syringes filled with a dirty brown fluid of some sort. c. that the sandwiches are one thin slice of cheese between two slices of stale […]
April 21, 2017
Deanna could get quite worked up from time to time when things didn’t go as she would have wished.
April 20, 2017
The wolfman is in the process of taking flight from: a. an enraged Deanna Durbin. b. the Lollipop Guild. c. Mrs. Wolfman. d. his arch rival, Penmanship Matters Man.
April 14, 2017
The photographer really shouldn’t have said what he said.
April 13, 2017
15 seconds after this photo was taken: a. the photographer lay stretched out unconscious on the floor. b. the photographer and his assistant lay stretched out unconscious on the floor. c. Joe allowed the photographer to leave unharmed. d. Joe sat down on a comfortable chair.
April 9, 2017
Loon: I am pleased to welcome to the 3 Question Interview the ghost of Ronald Reagan, who I am told had something to do with both movies and politics. Ronald, did you favor using a tie tack or a tie clip? Reagan’s ghost: Well, I did favor a clip given to me by my good […]
April 7, 2017
Alfred ate the entire watermelon, rind and all, in one sitting.
April 6, 2017
In this photo Alfred is describing to Kim: a. a watermelon he recently purchased. b. how hands should emerge from the ground. c. one way to terrify a child. d. what he would do if attacked by an elk.
March 31, 2017
The man with the sharpened black teeth was surprisingly nice. He gave excellent directions and merely required John to hand over his cap and bow tie in return.
March 30, 2017
Eric has just firmly ordered John: a. to go over and tell that frenzied panther to tone it down. b. to ask the nice man with the sharpened black teeth for directions. c. to recite some Walt Whitman poetry to the gang of bikers. d. to return the stolen marmalade.