February 19, 2015
Before she became Barbara Stanwyck, little Ruby Stevens wandered the streets of Brooklyn looking for: a. a decent 5 cent cigar. b. enlightenment. c. a magic wand so she could turn herself into a stevedore. d. Popsicle sticks.
February 13, 2015
Every morning Bert would splash some Old Elephant under his arms, and he was good to go.
February 12, 2015
What brand of antiperspirant deodorant did Bertolt Brecht endorse? a. Reek b. Sewage c. Old Elephant d. Pig Sty
February 6, 2015
The judge was hopeless with a lariat.
February 5, 2015
Unlike Will Rogers, Judge Landis: a. never met a man he liked. b. couldn’t beat a snake in a baseball throwing contest. c. was hopeless with a lariat. d. treated his polo ponies like trash.
January 30, 2015
Yes, it’s all of the above. Ida was quite the woman.
January 29, 2015
Working on location for the movie High Sierra, Humphrey Bogart playing Mad Dog Earle was confused: a. when Ida Lupino reverted to her native English accent between scenes. b. when Ida Lupino prepared waffles for the entire crew one morning. c. when Ida Lupino insisted everybody join hands and sing ‘Greensleeves’. d. when Ida Lupino […]
January 23, 2015
It might surprise you to learn that the Loch Ness Monster is a mutated butterfly.
January 22, 2015
The Loch Ness Monster: a. can be lured ashore if you play your cards right. b. eats only the finest eels shipped directly from the Sargasso Sea. c. cannot dream in technicolor. d. is really a mutated butterfly.
January 16, 2015
The robot doctor really disliked that mustache.