GONDOLA AND REST STOP

June 18, 2013

Gondola with dog rest stop featured in the foreground.

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THE BLOOMSDAY TOAST

June 16, 2013

Every year I insert one new line into my Bloomsday Toast: Here’s to – Nora the barnacle goose – Skin-the-Goat – the giggle fit of bronze by gold – the blind stripling piano tuner tap tap tapping along – the dog’s rag of wolf’s tongue redpanting from his jaws- Stephen deep in thought strolling on […]

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A FRAGMENT FROM SAMUEL BECKETT

June 8, 2013

…for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis on on the beard the flames the tears the stones so blue so calm alas alas on on the skull the skull the skull the skull… from Lucky’s speech in Waiting for Godot

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FIND MOM

June 3, 2013
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Below is a photo of the famous film director Jean Renoir. Below the famous film director is a photo of a famous painting by the famous film director’s famous father, Auguste Renoir. The famous film director’s mother is one of the young ladies in the famous painting. Is she: a) leaning on the railing? b) […]

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A SENTENCE BY DAPHNE DUMAURIER

June 1, 2013

It was three months after she died that he first noticed the apple tree. Thus begineth The Apple Tree, one of the most menacingly creepy short stories ever written.

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A SENTENCE BY, YOU GUESSED IT, JAMES JOYCE

May 25, 2013
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Hauled stark over the gunwale he breathes upward the stench of his green grave, his leprous nosehole snoring to the sun. Genius, yes. To be read while dining, no.

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ONE THING HISTORICAL

May 20, 2013
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Well, see them boulders scattered about yon. Was a time when the Washoe people come up to summer at the lake and their women folk pounded pine nuts on ’em. As purty a little stream as you’ll ever see flows down along by that stand o’ trees afore it gives itself up to jine forces […]

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A SENTENCE BY SEAMUS HEANEY

May 18, 2013

Meanwhile, the sword began to wilt into gory icicles, to slather and thaw. I hate it when my sword does that.

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L. FRANK BAUM’S MOTHER-IN-LAW

May 15, 2013

Today is the anniversary of L’s birth. Happy birthday, L. Not a lot of folks nowadays know that your mother-in-law, Matilda Gage, was one of the 3 pillars of the 19th century feminist movement along with Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B. Anthony. As you probably remember, your wife’s name was Maud. Maud and Matilda, […]

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A SENTENCE BY WILLIAM BLAKE

May 11, 2013

Come live & be merry and join with me, To sing the sweet chorus of Ha, Ha, He.

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