wheeled ecstasy
ambidextrous
my soul is on fire
and by on fire i mean
quietly plotting
oh yes
murmur your epithet
still i conquer
wheeled ecstasy
The Giant Rag Doll kidnapped Jean Harlow, but the situation was quickly resolved when the ransom demanding a wheelbarrow filled with scraps of material was paid.
Following this photo session, the Giant Rag Doll:
a. drove Jean Harlow to The Brown Derby, where they had lunch.
b. played bridge teamed with Jean Harlow against Clark Gable and Franklin Pangborn.
c. hitchhiked back to her antique store in Flagstaff, Arizona.
d. kidnapped Jean Harlow.
Draped with a few dead rodents she could slip unsuspected into cucumber luncheons.
This is one of the milder offerings from amazingly great and bizarre Geek Love.
You place your ticket in the red velvet hand of the Squad King. He examines it with his pearl encrusted lorgnette, nods acceptance, and allows you to pass through the silk curtains of no discernible color. The spillway confronting you is domed above and flanked by a neat squadron of folding chairs. You seat yourself on the chair nearest at hand. The Squad King enters. He swirls his cape away and bows to the spillway, ignoring you with a thoroughness so deep that you begin to doubt your own existence.
‘Elements of Power, Force of The One, I beseech you to show yourself,’ the Squad King calls, gazing at the top of the spillway, arms spread wide.
You, hardly daring to breathe, stare at the dark something up there beginning to writhe slowly at the top of the spillway.
‘Come down. Come down, Keeper of Knowledge, Dancer of Dreams,’ the Squad King pleads.
The writhing lump slides down the spillway, unfolds to length, and lunges past the Squad King directly at you.
There she is. You die.
Silver threads and golden needles cannot mend this heart of mine
Ever since the day you left me I’ve been drunk on cheap red wine
Silver threads and golden needles are no help to me at all
Collapsed as I am here now in the corner down the hall
Isabella, the South American zebra tarantula, was Gene’s treasured companion for many years.
In this photo the lovely Gene Tierney is:
a. attempting to smuggle a South American zebra tarantula through customs.
b. trying to direct attention away from the freakish length of her eyelashes.
c. waiting with a well planned retort for anybody who dares to say anything.
d. in an arachnid-induced hypnotic trance.
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