THE RUBY KEELER KWIZ ANSWER
November 6, 2015
Cockroaches came to tremble in fear at the tap tap tap approach of Ruby.
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THE RUBY KEELER KWIZ
November 5, 2015
Ruby learned to tap dance:
a. as a child by killing cockroaches in the kitchen.
b. to have something to fall back on if the spinning straw into gold thing didn’t work out.
c. to gain revenge on a neighbor in the apartment below who made fun of her voice.
d. to show that she was more than just a plain old atomic physicist.
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WILL POWER VERSUS WON’T POWER
November 4, 2015
I have tremendous will power, as in:
I will eat a third brownie after having a second.
What I lack is won’t power, as in:
I won’t eat a second brownie, a third one therefore being out of the question.
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November 3, 2015
FIRST SENTENCES NOT TO BE FOLLOWED BY A SECOND
November 2, 2015
- Prudhomme Jerico unfastened the hinges of his platypus costume and shucked himself free of the disguise.
- The land in front of Rose Talisman rose up to greet her with a violent caress, breaking her harmonica.
- Stebbins Boulder vowed silently to discover why his bath attendant was an elephant.
- Walking in triumph, Jones wondered how he had lost his keys.
- The night had eyes and a mustache.
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HALLOWEEN HORROR STORY
October 31, 2015
Dave Fenderber was content, nay, ebullient. The boss had given him a substantial raise, a key to the executive lounge, and a new Rolls Royce. He fairly floated on wings of joy and the elevator up to the 121st floor, where with his new key he opened the golden door to the executive lounge. Bowing toadies, clad in gray satin caftans and wearing elegant snoods, welcomed him and indicated with graceful dance where Dave could partake of refreshment. He sauntered over to the bar and examined its generous stock of spirits. Selecting the green liquid in the crystal decanter solely for its beauty, he poured himself a neat portion in a shot glass. He nodded a salute at the toadies and drained the glass with one quick tilt of his head. The toadies then attacked and ate him.
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THE PICASSO KWIZ ANSWER
October 30, 2015
THE PICASSO KWIZ
October 29, 2015
As a young man, Picasso:
a. spent his summers in the Pyrenees mountains pretending to be a sheep.
b. could breathe under water.
c. repeatedly fell to the floor while trying to sit in a chair he designed.
d. wouldn’t eat if after a moment of silent meditation he decided the room wasn’t orange enough.
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