IF YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT
April 22, 2015
HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW
April 21, 2015
long in the fellow
short in the tooth
henry wadsworth
yea forsooth
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CALISTHENICS
April 20, 2015
The troops wait for the sergeant major to lead them in morning calisthenics.
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ALFRED HITCHCOCK
April 19, 2015
Loon: Today the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought forth a celebrity by the name of Alfred Hitchcock, who was an important filmmaker, they tell me. Welcome to the 3 Question Interview, Mr. Hitchcock.
Alfred’s ghost: Good evening.
Loon: I don’t know a lot about films. The last one I saw was Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Was that one of yours?
Alfred’s ghost: No. Bang Bang sounds promising, although Chitty Chitty is quite out of the question.
Loon: Did you have a favorite movie?
Alfred’s ghost: Funnily enough, no.
Loon: Why were your movies so famous?
Alfred’s ghost: I attempted to place the emphasis on pure sentiment and whimsy with a beguiling touch of murder, and for my efforts I was rewarded with moderate adulation and adequate pay.
Loon: Thank you for your time, Mr. Hitchcock.
Alfred’s ghost: Good evening. (floats off)
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A GOOD TITLE FOR CHAPTER 4
April 18, 2015
THE JOHNNIE LUCILLE COLLIER KWIZ ANSWER
April 17, 2015
Johnnie Lucille Collier danced exactly like Ann Miller because that’s who she was.
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THE JOHNNIE LUCILLE COLLIER KWIZ
April 16, 2015
In her ability to tap dance, Johnnie Lucille was the exact equal of:
a. Fred Astaire.
b. Ginger Rogers.
c. Henry Kissinger.
d. Peter Lorre.
e. Ann Miller.
f. Rhonda Fleming.
g. Darth Vader.
h. Mickey Rooney.
i. Rin Tin Tin
j. Roscoe, the Owl.
k. Ray Bolger.
l. Ruby Keeler.
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IN THE NEWS
April 15, 2015
CHARMING ROBOT DEFIES GOVERNMENT MANDATE
Taffy Inspector Probed
damages moderate
Hi Sylvia. It’s me, Fred in the composing room.
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RAGWEN’S MEADOW
April 14, 2015
My friend Ragwen lives in a small grotto next to the tiny stream running under that green grass there. Ragwen is a a meadow sprite I’ve known for years. She tells great stories about her adventures in other dimensions.
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AFTER THE CONCERT
April 13, 2015
By this guy (grown old):
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