1. Fancy Tablecloth Woman (pictured above)
2. Pencil Sharpener Man
3. After Dinner Mint Girl
4. Cheap Lotion Man
bowl of oatmeal
bowl of pabulum
bowl of ovaltine
frantic consumer torn between choices
No presents until Elizabeth wore the polar bear head.
Elizabeth Montgomery posed in this manner every Christmas morning because:
a. she was proud of the polar bear she personally dispatched with her bare hands to save a seal.
b. she lost a bet.
c. it fulfilled a clause in her contract without which she would not be paid.
d. unless the polar bear head was balanced on her head no presents could be touched, much less unwrapped.
So arm in arm and shaken by little giggles the two tipsy old ladies went down to their cabin.
From the quite humorous Vile Bodies.
I was off the mountain for several days. This is to confirm moisture occurred in the San Francisco Bay Area.
The Kudu Woman has chosen me to make the Solstice Trek to meet with the Wizard of Gauze. Therefore, bearing the ritual offering of oats in a small hamper, I am heading into the wilderness. Be back Monday.
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