THE MAE WEST KWIZ

January 8, 2015
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mae west

Around the time this photo was taken, young Mae:

a. was tending bar in Medicine Hat.

b. was playing trombone in a house band at some dive on the Barbary Coast of San Francisco.

c. was a typewriting instructor in Boston.

d. was on her way to South America to study tarantulas with a man known only as The Shadow.

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LAKE LEVEL

January 7, 2015

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OBSERVATION

January 6, 2015

Funny is a relative term, especially when your relatives are the sort that go dancing about of a morning singing in their undergarments.

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A HAT FULL OF SAUSAGE

January 5, 2015

A HAT FULL OF SAUSAGE

A STARTLING NEW PLAY

from the pen of G. Miles Teppendisch

starring

Flake Belmont as the charmingly sinister Madge Blanket

Robert Purn as the domestic equivalent of Shambo, the dolphin

and Winnie, the Incontinent Horse

OPENING SOON!!

DON’T MISS IT!!

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YET ANOTHER SENTENCE BY ROBERT BENCHLEY

January 4, 2015

It is not generally known that the newt, although one of the smallest of our North American animals, has an extremely happy home-life.

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RAGWEN’S STREAM

January 3, 2015

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Ragwen, a California water elf maiden, tends to this stream and its crop of greenery.

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EXISTENTIAL WOE, MATRIMONIAL DIVISION

January 2, 2015

i’ve brought you golden pears

ho hum so what who cares

i finished painting the stairs

ho hum so what who cares

i reupholstered all the chairs

ho hum so what who cares

I’M MOVING TO HONOLULU

ho hum so what who cares

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EVIDENCE

January 1, 2015

2014-12-25 11.43.56

A giant witch riding her giant broom crashed into the earth here long ago. The only evidence of her demise is the brushy end of her giant broom sticking out of the ground.

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ADVICE FOR THE NEW YEAR

December 31, 2014

Try not to pontificate from a platform of ignorance.

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STORM

December 30, 2014

2014-12-30 07.17.44

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