March 18, 2014
The Red River Demon, Laffering Peglet, his face a mask of dripping fangs, shoved several stacks of chips forward.
‘I call,’ he slurred from his rancid throat.
Partridge ‘The Mole’ Hanratty showed his hand, three aces and a pair of threes.
‘Nice,’ hissed Laffering Peglet, his face a compendium of flashing daggers, ‘but not quite nice enough.’
The Demon displayed his 4 jacks. Gunplay and maiming ensued. Then a chuckling Demon lowered himself into the river, leaving behind only his traditional hat band and an assortment of body parts.
March 17, 2014
Free chest x-ray with the purchase of any enchilada
March 16, 2014
Beware of the nightmare mice
No, they are not very nice
They catch and squeeze doves
with their creepy white gloves
Their bodies are crawling with lice
March 15, 2014
puzzledly
This may be found in Strangers on a Train. Well played, Patricia.
March 14, 2014
Quite the daredevil was Agnes. After World War II, she went over Niagara Falls a fourth time glued to 4 giant inner tubes.
March 13, 2014
During the early 1920s, Agnes:
a. lectured on personal hygiene at the Alamo.
b. went over Niagara Falls twice in a barrel, once in a giant rubber ball.
c. thought about touring as Abraham Lincoln in a one woman show.
d. lived on a tugboat in New York Harbor.
e. always carried a violin in lieu of a pocketbook.
March 12, 2014
When spiders danced a minuet on the cheeks of the sleeping children.
March 10, 2014
In middle grade fantasy ebook series from Wild Child Publishing news, allow me to introduce you to the cover of Book 8, The Snows of Charborr Forest.
March 9, 2014
Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost for the 3 question interview is the famous silent motion picture star, Douglas Fairbanks. Welcome, Mr. Fairbanks, and how many arms and legs did you break, including your own, acting in movies?
Ghost of Fairbanks: I can do 104 pushups.
Loon: Very good. Really. That’s marvelous. By the way, were you ever in a ballroom dancing competition?
Ghost of Fairbanks: I bit a steel cable in half.
Loon: Wow. That must have been something. Finally, let’s get serious. What banks are really fair?
Ghost of Fairbanks: My grandfather could levitate.
Loon backs out of the room. Ghost of Fairbanks leaps and twirls away.
March 8, 2014
Remnants of a Clamdigger
The Hen Conspiracy
Bold Farlow, Inspector of Math
