CANADA’S ILLEGAL SNAKE BOYCOTT
LUDWIG SAID WHA?
Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. – Ludwig van Beethoven
A SENTENCE BY JOHN D. MacDONALD
Everything was under control.
From Cape Fear and ummmm, no, it wasn’t.
THE JUNE AND GYPSY KWIZ ANSWER
Their IQs were high and UFO sightings moderately low.
THE JUNE AND GYPSY KWIZ
The Hovick sisters:
a. kept a large net handy for when Mama went a little bit ‘off’.
b. ,before hitting the big time, lived on orange rinds and bread dust for weeks on end.
c. were as normal as blueberry pie spiked with vodka and chocolate chips.
d. had IQs of 170 and UFO sightings of 4.
TO VANQUISH THE VANQUISHED
The sun, like a malevolent Belgian horse, rose savagely over the surly sea.
‘Ain’t licked yet, you bent rusty excuse for a literate worm!’ croaked Tarleton Skrebble, his sanity lacking defiance lifting feebly from the bobbing raft.
‘Hell you ain’t!’ boomed the suddenly appearing mega whale of death.
THE YOUNG MARGARET HAMILTON KWIZ ANSWER
A lifelong baseball fan, young Maggie loved maintaining the scorebook for her town’s local nine.
THE YOUNG MARGARET HAMILTON KWIZ
When Maggie was a young kindergarten teacher she often spent her weekends:
a. perfecting a cackle she had a hunch might come in handy some day.
b. as official scorekeeper of the local baseball nine.
c. supplementing her income by constructing and selling scarecrows.
d. on outings with the Sky Bandits, a club of hot air balloon enthusiasts.







