HAPPY CHAOS
September 3, 2013
WATER GLASS – MORNING IN AMERICA PART 2 -THE QUEST FOR FIRE
September 2, 2013
BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HARRIET BEECHER STOWE
September 1, 2013
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring us this olden days type Victorian looking sort of woman who I’m told wrote a very famous book about her uncle. Mrs. Stowe, do you like horses?
Stowe’s ghost: Tee hee hee. I’ll pinch your cheek. (lunges forward)
Loon (taken aback, takes himself aback): Mrs. Stowe! Behave yourself. Let me ask you about your process. What was your process?
Stowe’s ghost: Look! I can hide in plain view on the ceiling. (hides in plain view on the ceiling)
Loon: Let’s try to be serious here. One final question. What do you feel sparked Abraham Lincoln to greatness?
Stowe’s ghost: I built a raft once. (disappears, giggling)
Loon: (sighs, wanders off)
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A SENTENCE BY DANIELLE STEEL
August 31, 2013
‘What are we going to do?’ she asked as he moved away from her again, and sat looking at her in all her flushed blond beauty.
Oh, Danielle and your fervently typing fingertips, good on you.
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THE FRANK MORGAN KWIZ ANSWER
August 30, 2013
Truth will out. Yes, Frank Morgan was, and still is, for that matter, Merlin.
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THE FRANK MORGAN KWIZ
August 29, 2013
After Frank Morgan completed his work on The Wizard of Oz:
a. he went spelunking to the center of the earth.
b. he traveled through time and resumed his true identity as Merlin.
c. he went on a picnic with Marion Davies and W. R. Hearst.
d. he rotated the tires on his flivver and drove to Utah.
e. he bought a new surfboard and mellowed out at Redondo Beach.
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NIGHT SCHOOL
August 28, 2013
She went to night school strictly as a lark, but when the wings frayed, she completed the semester costumed as a Zebra.
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MARILYN MILLER
August 25, 2013
Loon: I am told today’s guest on the 3 question interview was a huge Broadway musical star and Ziegfeld girl in the 1920s or something. She’s so popular that we’re having her back for a second interview even though I don’t remember the first. Her name? Marilyn Miller. Like I said, I don’t remember what we covered last time, so we’ll start fresh. Was it a lot of hard work to put on one of those shows, Ms. Miller?
Miller’s ghost: You’re bleeping right it was, you bleeping bleeper!
Loon (taken aback): Oh, my. What was your favorite role?
Miller’s ghost: Look, you bleep of a bleep bleeping bleep, bleep you and your bleeping questions. Every bleeping role I had bleeped, and you better bleeping believe it.
Loon: Ummm, is it fun where you are now?
Miller’s ghost: What the bleeping bleep do you bleeping think? I’m bleeping dead! How’s that for being bleeped? Bleep!
Loon: That’s 3 questions. Bye. (Hurries off.)
Miller’s ghost (fading): Bleepedy bleeping bleepers…..
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