RED RAGE SEETHING
CHAINSAW TEETHING
LO, THE TINY TRIFFIDS SWARM
BEST NOT LINGER
TO LOSE A FINGER
IN THE ENSUING FRENZIED STORM
Nothing exciting. She slipped, fell, and sprained her wrist. Favored it for a while, but didn’t miss a single day’s work.
Betty, just after this picture was taken during filming of the silent movie of Peter Pan,:
a. fell out of that window and sprained her wrist.
b. went to her Exotic Menu Club luncheon and ate a porcupine sandwich.
c. smoked a cigar.
d. took up archery.
e. returned to her mansion and gamboled with her pet mice.
cucumber pickle,
pop sickle,
shingles prickle,
Travis Bickle,
feathers tickle,
butter brickle,
my wife was fickle,
give me a nickel,
and while you’re at it, give me the rest of your money, too
Test pilot Bart Chadwick adjusted his scarf with brutal efficiency before glancing at Kimmetha with his questioning gray long-lashed eyes.
‘I’ll be fine,’ said Kimmetha, feeling her entire being turn to pudding in response to his crooked grin.
Meanwhile, in Spain …
Loon: The subject for today’s 3 question interview needs no introduction. Introducing for your pleasure, Mr. Mark Twain, author of Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn and many other Leatherstocking tales. Mr Twain, was it hard to keep that white suit clean?
Twain’s ghost (looming): This interview will be curtailed before it properly gets under way if that infernal word Leatherstocking isn’t struck from the record.
Loon (shrinking back, displaying a measure of fear): What’s wrong with Leatherstocking? They’re some of my favorites.
Twain’s ghost: Some men are chuckleheaded. Some are poltroons. But I do believe I am gazing upon a one of a kind chuckleheaded poltroon.
Loon (confidence regained): Thank you. About that suit. Did you ever get an ice cream stain on it?
Twain’s ghost: In the end, I suppose rumors of my demise weren’t overstated. This visit to Hades is concluded. (ascends) Livy, girls, make room on the cloud.
She grew a field of hope from a little seed of imagination.
The Kitchen God’s Wife is a very good book.
Arthur’s cow named Horse was tame enough to ride, and his horse named Cow was skittish in a Saturday Night Live manner.
Arthur Rackham had a farm, e i e i o, and on this farm he had a:
a. fit.
b. studio with a view of another studio he had right next to it.
c. lot of fun running in circles giggling.
d. cow named Horse and a horse named Cow.
e. phalanx of life-sized statues of himself.
RSS: Subscribe to
Doc's Lunacy
5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
