A SENTENCE BY HILDA CHESTER
February 16, 2013
‘Eacha heart out, ya bum.’
Ms. Chester was the most famous Brooklyn Dodger fan of all.
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THE BILL HART VALENTINE KWIZ ANSWER
February 15, 2013
True to his word, Bill never again wore that hat. He gave it to his barber, who donned it thereafter every day to act as the focal point of his haircutting garb, thereby drawing attention away from his shabby shoes.
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THE BILL HART VALENTINE KWIZ
February 14, 2013
To prove the deep and abiding love he held for his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day, Bill:
a. wore that hat she gave to him.
b. wore that hat and took his lady fair snake hunting in the Mojave Desert.
c. wore that hat while preparing a romantic repast of okra and grits.
d. promised her he would never wear that hat again.
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PREEMPTIVE VALENTINIAN STRIKE
February 13, 2013
This particular triffid lures you close before releasing its brain quiver rays, which induce unhealthy eating habits in its victims. Said strategy has proved to be quite effective, as you no doubt have noticed.
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STRAWBERRY AND VANILLA
February 12, 2013
This item is available in two flavors only:
Vanilla
and Strawberry
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PIED PIPER MESSAGE
February 11, 2013
Hey, town council, when a guy gets rid of your rats, you really ought not to back out of handing over the payment agreed on in the negotiations. Capiche?
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JOHN TYLER
February 10, 2013
Loon: Welcome to the 3 Question Interview. Imagine my surprise when I found out this guy was president of the United States some time or other. Looks pretty olden days-ish by his clothes. First question – Mr. President, did you ever eat tapioca?
President Tyler’s ghost: Tapioca?
Loon: Yes. It creeps me out, you know. Sure, it tastes good, but I keep thinking ‘little fish eyes, little fish eyes’. How about you?
President Tyler’s ghost: Little fish eyes?
Loon: Yeah, little fish eyes. That’s what tapioca is, you know. Sort of a pudding with little things like fish eyes mixed in. Do you understand what I’m talking about?
President Tyler’s ghost: I assure you, sir, I have never of my own knowledge eaten fish eye pudding. Fish eyes? Certainly. In a pudding? Never.
Loon: Thank you, Mr. President. It’s been a most illuminating discussion.
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A SENTENCE BY ANTHONY BURGESS
February 9, 2013
We wore our hair not too long and we had flip horrorshow boots for kicking.
As far as writers of things such as like A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, I likes the blokes what walk along the edges, O my brothers (and sisters).
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THE HAROLD LLOYD KWIZ ANSWER
February 8, 2013
Yes, that was quite the vision there with the writhing ghouls and Lincoln and all. The prankster who added the potent hallucinogen to Harold’s cup of tea remains to this day unidentified. Not unknown, but unidentified. Just sayin’.
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THE HAROLD LLOYD KWIZ
February 7, 2013
By this guy (grown old):
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