CONTEMPLATING ELEGANCE
November 28, 2012
THE LEAF QUEEN
November 27, 2012
The Leaf Queen had fallen on hard times, and what hard times they were. Forced to beg for scraps while wandering cold and ill-clothed, she went from village to village until at last she reached the sea. There she cried out for salvation over the impatient waves, and fair curling steady breakers they were, believe you me. A Great Fish arose from the depths and questioned her closely until satisfied of the Leaf Queen’s plight. Thereupon, the Leaf Queen was lifted in a whirl of spray and conveyed to the depths where she lived ever afterward pleasantly attached to the crown twig on the loveliest tree on the bottom of the sea.
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ANOTHER GEM FROM THE SASQUATCH CAM
November 26, 2012
Turns out it wasn’t such a bad idea to staple that camera to the top of a sasquatch’s head. Am I right or am I right?
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – H.RIDER HAGGARD
November 25, 2012
Loon: Today I’ve got … Hey! Come back here! I haven’t asked you your 3 questions yet … As I was saying, today’s ghost is H. Rider … Hey! Come on! Get over here! 3 questions! 3 lousy questions! … Okay, first, did you write your stories in pen, pencil, or bl … Hey! Come on! STOP!
H. Rider Haggard’s ghost (quivering in place momentarily): No time to waste, my dear chap.
Loon: But …
H. Rider Haggard’s ghost (speeding around the ceiling): Here are 3 answers then: First, no; Second, maybe; Third, March 16, 1884. (races through wall and away)
Loon: Come back next week when I hope I get somebody good like a president or something.
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A SENTENCE BY CONFUCIUS
November 24, 2012
There is no spectacle more agreeable than to observe an old friend fall from a roof top.
Confucius – The Dark Side.
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EUGEN SANDOW KWIZ ANSWER
November 23, 2012
Believe it or not, he did conspire with a cobbler to make those silly shoes.
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THE EUGEN SANDOW KWIZ
November 22, 2012
Eugen Sandow, the world’s greatest muscle man, kept Flo Ziegfield waiting to sign him up for the show biz while he:
a. consumed his weight in paper clips.
b. worked with his cobbler on the plans for those horrible shoes.
c. failed utterly to tear himself away from the mirror.
d. quaffed a few with the boys from Tammany.
e. entertained circus pals with his Otto von Bismarck impression.
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SOUND ADVICE
November 21, 2012
THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL
November 20, 2012
These charmers sang the entire score of Gilbert and Sullivan’s ‘Mikado’ to the loon before he had his meds adjusted.
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AN HOMAGE TO MARCEL DUCHAMPS
November 19, 2012
By this guy (grown old):
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