San Francisco native Walter Catlett, during the filming of ‘Bringing Up Baby’, spent:
a. much of his down time river swimming.
b. like it was going out of style.
c. one night hiding in the woods.
d. himself comatose trying to keep pace with Kate Hepburn on her daily 10 mile run.
Ridiculous Novel is a murder mystery set in an abandoned canyon. The main characters are:
Perkins Lell Stiefwasser – the Frankenstein monster’s tax consultant.
Robespierre Jones – frockless cleric with a penchant for larceny.
The Brooding Caftan – chieftainess of the Amazon Armada.
Wilma Klortch – movie star in search of a new name.
Pelvis LaRue – handsome debutante impersonator sporting ringlets of burnished gold.
Detective Brain Charmer – not the detective, but wishes he was.
Souffle – French movie star and detective.
INSINCERE LOCAL REFERENCE
MEANINGLESS PLATITUDES
LIES ABOUT FOE
MORE MEANINGLESS PLATITUDES
MORE LIES ABOUT FOE
MEANINGLESS CATCHPHRASE
Richard had noticed that events were cowards: they didn’t occur singly, but instead they would run in packs and leap out at him all at once.
Now see what he did there. He came up with something original.
Yes, that’s Mary on the left as well as on the right. One could, however, assert that both ladies are Gladys and also be correct. Yes, America’s Sweetheart was born Gladys Smith in Canada and by the age of 7 was the sole breadwinner supporting her mother, brother and sister. I bow to you and your grit and your business acumen from another century, little Mary.
For the general populace, Total Recall. For the senior citizen:
PARTIAL RECALL
For the general populace, Apocalypse Now. For the senior citizen:
APOCALYPSE TOMORROW MAYBE
For the general populace, Dinner at 8. For the senior citizen:
DINNER AT 5:30
For the general populace, D.W. Griffith’s Intolerance. For the senior citizen:
D.W. GRIFFITH’S INCONTINENCE
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