YEAR END PRETTIES
December 28, 2011
HEARTBALL
December 27, 2011
heart of gold
heart of dross
heart of sinfully strident moss
heart of lion
heart of lamb
heart of willfully ignorant clam
heart of now
heart of then
heart incomplete, second and ten
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TRIFFID’S NEPHEW
December 26, 2011
The triffid’s nephew joined the loon and triffid for a holiday repast featuring vegetarian tacos for the loon and a pair of slaughtered venison for the triffids. The nephew, an advance scout for the invading triffid army from the Andromeda galaxy’s fourth dimension, shared several amusing anecdotes about his travels around the world in search of the perfect spot to construct the triffid sperm bank depot aquarium. The ingot mixup was the loon’s favorite, although the dancing hat incident was nearly as fascinating. The loon looks forward to the triffid takeover, when all chairs everywhere will be gathered in one place and set on fire, and the loon will be named Secretary of Polecats.
THE END
of civilization as we know it
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SEASONAL SALUTATION
December 25, 2011
The triffid and the loon hope that every fiber of your being will be infested from here to eternity with heretofore undreamed of happiness and candy and no pithy apples that look good when you buy them but turn out to be total losers.
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A SENTENCE BY OLIVER HARDY
December 24, 2011
‘Why don’t you do something to help me?’
Will watching ‘March of the Wooden Soldiers’ today do?
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CARTOON FRIDAY 134
December 23, 2011
‘That’s VLorT, exchange angel from our sister galaxy’s heaven.’
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CLIFF EDWARDS KWIZ ANSWER
December 22, 2011
Cliff Edwards, aka Ukelele Ike, but even more aka Jiminy Cricket, when informing you that wishing on a star just might lead to dreams coming true, reveals his jawdroppingly beautiful singing voice.
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THE CLIFF EDWARDS KWIZ
December 21, 2011
SANTA SETS UP HIS BLOCKS
December 20, 2011
Santa, alert runner that he is, looks down field before making his cut. He scored on this play and was penalized 15 yards for taunting.
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FETID VS FETED
December 19, 2011
By this guy (grown old):
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