CARTOON FRIDAY 119
September 9, 2011
J’ ACCUSE
September 8, 2011
DAME NOIR
September 7, 2011
She was the sort of dame who:
1. could make a speedboat look like a startled flamingo.
2. you’d hock your snowshoes for.
3. you forgot three times before breakfast and remembered twice before lunch.
4. could make a guy want to write limericks about the justice system.
5. could make a walrus forget the alphabet.
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’30S DIALOGUE DREAM
September 6, 2011
… Say … Listen, pal … Sure … I’m runnin’ this show, see? … What’s eatin’ him? … Cheer up, kid … Okay, baby … Sure … Gee, that’s swell … Say, I’m no chump … We got no chance, I tell you … Gee … Swell … Oh yeah? … Yeah … Sure … Say, what is it with you mugs? … Sure, sure, swell, yeah ………………. Gee whiz
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MONA AND THE RED BOOT
September 5, 2011
Mona was at her most serene when in the company of her famous levitating red plastic boot.
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THE DRUNKEN LAKE ISN’T EMPTY
September 4, 2011
IN THE LAND OF LAKES THE DOVE IS KING
KING DOVE IS WISE AND KIND
TRULY LIKE A CRIMSON SPLASH
ON THE FLOWERS OF YOUR MIND
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A SENTENCE BY T. C. BOYLE
September 3, 2011
I shut down the engine and stepped gingerly into the street, which was awash in braided ripples of dun-colored water.
I’m all about the braided ripples in T.’s Frank Lloyd Wright tome.
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CARTOON FRIDAY 118
September 2, 2011
“We like to keep Mr. Carstairs locked in this room. It’s kind of fun.”
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GEORGES PEREC KWIZ ANSWER
September 1, 2011
The giveaway clue was his hair. Yes, Georges could make gravity obey his slightest whim. His more burly whim was somewhat jealous of this situation, I can tell you.
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THE GEORGES PEREC KWIZ
August 31, 2011
The genius French Oulipian novelist Georges Perec:
a. bathed for inspiration in a bathtub filled with toads.
b. was able to bend gravity to his will, thereby walking up walls or across ceilings upside down whenever he felt like it.
c. married twice for love, once for monetary gain, and once for a tractor.
d. always spent Bastille Day clinging to his favorite boulder while carrying his special rock in the pocket of his shirt.
e. envied cobras.
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