if i had one wish
i’d be a fish
torn asunder in a chafing dish
i
if i had one dream
it would be to seem
torn asunder by a football team
am
if i had one hope
i would patiently cope
torn asunder by a briar rope
mad
i tell you
The loon considered himself most fortunate to capture this time-traveling spider’s image of exit. Through powers of mind she had informed him of her plan to fling herself into an advantageous position somewhere near Rembrandt in order to watch him paint. She claims to be his biggest fan among spiders. The loon sees no reason to doubt her.
On the morning of her wedding day, while her maid of honor put the finishing touches on her hair, Marie contemplated her future with Lars. Meanwhile, Lars …
… was similarly occupied with thoughts of a lifelong partnership with Marie. Believe it or not, the wedding proceeded apace, and the couple remained married for 72 years. They raised 16 children and a herd of water buffaloes. Marie became a famed proctologist, and Lars lived for long stretches of time under a canoe in a hollowed out dirt bunker beneath the buffalo herd. Lars and Marie both remembered their wedding day as the happiest day in their lives.
At that time Bogota was a remote, lugubrious city where an insomniac rain had been falling since the beginning of the sixteenth century.
Frank sings, “My kind of town, Bogota is.”
The Reverend Charlie did in fact sail on a raft to Egypt with a madman. That madman was the painter, James McNeill Whistler. There were a few tense moments passing by Gibraltar, I can tell you.
The Reverend Charlie sailed:
1. on Moonlight Bay.
2. on the good ship Lollipop.
3. on the Nautilus with Captain Nemo.
4. on a raft to Egypt with a yodeling madman.
5. on gossamer wings he made while his class took the logic test.
1. harpsichords on a battleship?
2. new production of Magic Flute staged on a gigantic stalk of celery?
3. make a flabby metronome?
4. get detergent to eradicate tergent?
INTERNET – WORLD WIDE WEB
INTERNETTE – YOUNG LADY NEWLY QUALIFIED AS A DOCTOR
1. STARKLY INVETERATE
2. A MADDENED ROMP OF PATIENCE
3. A BLESSING OF DISCREET MINDS
4. JOINED IMMUTABLY!
5. TOTALLY SCANNED!!!
6. ONE WORD – SLORP!
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