If you see something as gaudy as this, resist the urge to lean down for a closer look. Should you do so, I fear for your face. For you see, lurking under that happy facade of floral fakery is Brutal Slime, the face-eating triffid, a plant shunned with very good reason by all other triffidia.
Carole, in addition to being fun and funny, was a really good: a. speller. b. spelunker. c. pirate. d. taxidermist. e. loan officer.
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Arthur Treacher: a. kept on talking fifteen minutes after he was asleep and began talking fifteen minutes before he awoke. b. challenged Big Ben to a ding off after a night of revelry with his regiment following WWI. c. had a shabby coat he liked to wear for ten minutes every morning. d. water skied […]
Although Will had the desire to do all of those things, the only one to actually occur was the roller skating tour of Central Park in the company of W. C. Fields. As a side note, Al Jolson was the 3rd member of the group, but he didn’t skate. He jogged barefoot.
Will Rogers once: a. met a man he didn’t like. b. roller skated through Central Park with W. C. Fields. c. pitched horseshoes for 9 straight hours with Charles Lindbergh. d. mud wrestled with Zelda Fitzgerald. e. ate pancakes off of solid gold plates with Babe Ruth.
*an example of ‘brain toy’, a dada effort to make something happen in your head when image and text meet in an unexpected manner.