ROYAL MAIL GREAT BRITAIN POST

February 20, 2013
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USE YOUR INSIDE VOICES, PLEASE

February 19, 2013
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TRIFFID FAKERY

February 5, 2013
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If you see something as gaudy as this, resist the urge to lean down for a closer look. Should you do so, I fear for your face. For you see, lurking under that happy facade of floral fakery is Brutal Slime, the face-eating triffid, a plant shunned with very good reason by all other triffidia.

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THE CAROLE LOMBARD KWIZ

January 31, 2013

Carole, in addition to being fun and funny, was a really good: a. speller. b. spelunker. c. pirate. d. taxidermist. e. loan officer.

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THE DARK DAYS OF YESTERNOON

January 29, 2013
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THE DARK DAYS OF YESTERNOON A Quarto in 3 Acts Part 1: The Mohawk Invasion Part 3: Desperation in Quicksand POSTSCRIPT – The Crawling Beeves Lament Exit Music – The Mambo King’s Apothecary Reentry Music – Mud Spatter Part 2 – The Empty Quill Frozen yogurt – Yes

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THE ARTHUR TREACHER KWIZ

January 24, 2013

Arthur Treacher: a. kept on talking fifteen minutes after he was asleep and began talking fifteen minutes before he awoke. b. challenged Big Ben to a ding off after a night of revelry with his regiment following WWI. c. had a shabby coat he liked to wear for ten minutes every morning. d. water skied […]

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THE WILL ROGERS KWIZ ANSWER

January 18, 2013
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Although Will had the desire to do all of those things, the only one to actually occur was the roller skating tour of Central Park in the company of W. C. Fields. As a side note, Al Jolson was the 3rd member of the group, but he didn’t skate. He jogged barefoot.

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THE WILL ROGERS KWIZ

January 17, 2013
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Will Rogers once: a. met a man he didn’t like. b. roller skated through Central Park with W. C. Fields. c. pitched horseshoes for 9 straight hours with Charles Lindbergh. d. mud wrestled with Zelda Fitzgerald. e. ate pancakes off of solid gold plates with Babe Ruth.

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JUST PRIOR TO THE OUTDOOR TRAMPOLINE DISASTER*

January 16, 2013
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*an example of ‘brain toy’, a dada effort to make something happen in your head when image and text meet in an unexpected manner.

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WHERE IS HE?

January 15, 2013
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Urban renewal doesn’t thrill me.

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