January 13, 2013
Loon: I can only do what I can do when they bring me people I’m not too sure I’ve ever heard of for the 3 question interview. The Lords of the 4th Dimension delivered the weekly scrap of paper, and written on it was ‘mahatma gandhi’. I had no clue. But now that the apparition […]
January 9, 2013
Life is like a cave with wings.
January 2, 2013
BLACK GATE, BLOOD DESCENDING is an obvious choice, but far subtler would be HELEN’S DREAM or my personal favorite NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FINDING NEMO
December 12, 2012
dimly folds the random night darkly on its hinges nevermore will things be right unless the mermaid cringes oh, my friend the albatross hiding in the grotto fangs my soul and urges me to drink until i’m blotto dimly folds the random night darkly on its hinges nevermore will things be right nevermore will things […]
December 2, 2012
Loon: Welcome to the 3 Question Interview With a Celebrity Ghost, the show that interviews a celebrity ghost by asking 3 questions. Today’s guest is Harpo Marx. Harpo, were you the oldest, the youngest, or some other rank among the 5, 8, or 10 brothers? The ghost of Harpo Marx: ………. (nods eagerly) Loon: Well, […]
November 20, 2012
These charmers sang the entire score of Gilbert and Sullivan’s ‘Mikado’ to the loon before he had his meds adjusted.
November 15, 2012
Noel Neill won the part of Lois Lane after several years of: a. living in an igloo. b. herding cattle. c. trying to build an intergalactic robot hen. d. writing failed screenplays about her pet iguana. e. hang gliding in New Zealand.
November 8, 2012
After retiring from acting, Rin Tin Tin had quite a long career as: a. a veterinary surgeon. b. an adviser to Franklin Delano Roosevelt. c. one of the writers of The Hardy Boys series. d. a certified public accountant. e. a second unit director for Warner Brothers Pictures. f. a kitten impersonator.
November 7, 2012
You can’t miss it. Just follow that path until you come to a fork in the road. Pick up the fork and bring it here to me because it’s mine and I dropped it a while ago and couldn’t pick it up myself because my arms were too full of all this other stuff I’m […]
October 19, 2012
Well, let’s face it, all those answers and many more happen to be true. If you selected one answer, you were right. If you selected a and b and c and d and e, you were really most sincerely right.